05-16-2008
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#31 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Guy-jin  I'm sad that the thread I was making fun of is gone.  | Don't be, you know some trolls are part cat, and just keep coming back. | | | |
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05-16-2008
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#32 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Guy-jin The hilarious part being, of course, that I'm earning a postgraduate degree in the United States right now. Color me educated.
Oh, and I see you found your shovel. Cute! | Oh, whatever, typical Asian-American gee-whiz stuff. They're always talkiin' through their iPods and no wonder you got nowhere on the AIDS thread. I had thought you were an adult as recently as yesterday. Whatever postgraduate degree you're getting, it's still graduate school you're in if you're in America. It is graduate work you are doing. But I can see this kind of thing matters to your jelly-beans personality. Not exactly my taste, I never have liked it when Asians start acting like American sitcoms, I want the Inscrutable East, thank you. Not these endless-text-message types and the girls who write cellphone novels in Japan. Who needs it? | | | |
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05-16-2008
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#33 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Guy-jin
I'm seeking young beautiful librarians, scientists, researchers, engineers, computer programmers, upper management, economists, political activists, musicians, culinary technicians and the like. Preferably short, Asian, 34C-36D bust size, a passionate lover, and a wild conversationalist, with either long or very short dark hair, plenty of bush or trimmed a bit but definitely not clean shaven. However inner beauty outweighs the physical.
I like heterosexual women, students, mentalists, members of mensa, single, long hair, awesome rockin' tits, soft yet thin bodies, very light skin or tanned skin or darker skin or medium cream skin, multilingual, likes to hang out on my couch and make love for hours after we're done working on our laptops while watching an episode of House. Preferably Asian (for emphasis). |
thats one huge very descriptive physically description to then say
"However inner beauty outweighs the physical
sorry i thought that was a little funny. but good luck
where should eligible applicants fill out an application ? | | | |
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05-16-2008
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#34 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Guy-jin My g/f may precisely fit into the description I listed above.  |
then go fuck her? | | | |
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05-16-2008
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#35 (permalink)
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Mensa boy gets Ignore. you're just too silly. | | | |
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05-16-2008
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#36 (permalink)
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I'm looking to suck a bug duck....any takers? | | | |
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05-16-2008
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#38 (permalink)
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Geez Guy-J, that's a great wish, one I'm sure we all would like. In fact, I just realized I got that wish a couple years ago. 31 yrs younger than me, she was right out of grad school and on her way to doctorate work overseas. Brains can make for a hot lusty screw, that's for sure. | | | |
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05-16-2008
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#39 (permalink)
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yea its always good when they arnt dead behind the eyes...
but ive never seen such a detailed criteria, lol
thats more descriptive than most job requirements .. | | | |
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05-16-2008
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#40 (permalink)
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"Upper management"? Mensa? "Mentalists"?
You sound like a fucking turd. I'm saying nothing about farcical studies of no scientific legitimacy whatsoever that are usually taken to constitute intelligence testing or the sea of credulity and general sap-headedness Mensa makes a fortune skimming... but upper management? Jesus wept. If you were here right now I would beat the living shit out of you.
Not counting perhaps computer viruses, Yuppies are the lowest form of life there is.
Fucking management. Their semi-incomprehensible business speak (people who think inside the box, people who think outside the box, and people who build the box) can fool their own kind, but fortunately the workers take no notice of it.
Sanctimonious cockgobbler. A plague on your house. | | | |
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05-16-2008
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#41 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Ezra_Pound "Upper management"? Mensa? "Mentalists"?
You sound like a fucking turd. I'm saying nothing about farcical studies of no scientific legitimacy whatsoever that are usually taken to constitute intelligence testing or the sea of credulity and general sap-headedness Mensa makes a fortune skimming... but upper management? Jesus wept. If you were here right now I would beat the living shit out of you.
Not counting perhaps computer viruses, Yuppies are the lowest form of life there is.
Fucking management. Their semi-incomprehensible business speak (people who think inside the box, people who think outside the box, and people who build the box) can fool their own kind, but fortunately the workers take no notice of it.
Sanctimonious cockgobbler. A plague on your house. | Are you responding to the original poster? I don't think you realize this was a spoof on post from a fake female yesterday. Its almost word for word with a little sarcasm added. | | | |
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05-16-2008
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#42 (permalink)
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Really? Whoops.
Egg all over my face.
Never mind.
Apologies all round, comrades.
That being said, I will not apologise for my vituperative anti-Yuppie-ism. | | | |
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05-17-2008
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#43 (permalink)
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awww, crap. me too. got fooled for not reading all the other goof posts. | | | |
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05-17-2008
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#44 (permalink)
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I think the original post got deleted because i can't find it anywhere. I dont know why it got deleted....hmmmmm | | | |
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05-17-2008
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#45 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by snoozan i'm so hurt.
what about round-eyed, pale skinned, big-bosomed artists with big sexy brains? | ** quietly raises hand ** | | | |
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