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LPSG has approx 232,360 memberships. That's two hundred and thirty two thousand and sixty people are part of this site for big slongs. Now the scary part. 77,453 (one third) of them have or will

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Old 05-14-2008   #1 (permalink)
Rugbypup is offline
The odds are...

LPSG has approx 232,360 memberships.

That's two hundred and thirty two thousand and sixty people are part of this site for big slongs.

Now the scary part.

77,453 (one third) of them have or will die from cancer.

25,817 of this people will specifically have skin cancer.

1 person will shed 40lbs of skin in a life time, that's 9,269,400lbs of skin shed by all the members of LPSG over their life times. That's nearly 31 Blue Whales.

10%, that's 23,236 people have an outtie belly button.

1 person can produce up to a quart of spit a day, that's 232,360 quarts of saliva produced today alone.

39,501 members here will be left handed.

47 member will die in a car crash.

233 members have a very rare blood type.

In 1 months time of reading this, you will have made a completely new skin.

In 3 months time of reading this, you will have made a completely new skeleton.

20 members have bowled a perfect 300 game.

15 members can speak Cherokee.

11 members have been injured by a firework.

104 members will die from a trip or a slip in their shower or bath.

52 will have had an accident with a chainsaw.

13 members will be brutally murdered.

11,618 members will be victims of a serious crime.

9,294 members have hemorrhoids.

2 members are dating a supermodel.

38,726 members will have a stroke.

The odds the next man you see will have a penis bigger than 7", are too small to accurately calculate.

Just in case you were wondering...
 
Old 05-14-2008   #2 (permalink)
Mademoiselle Rouge is offline

Thanks for scaring the shit out of me. I think i'll go for a walk in a dark forest on the outskirts of the bad part of town. And 54 people will have an accident with a chainsaw? Damn, and i thought being the one with hemorrhoids was bad!
 
Old 05-14-2008   #3 (permalink)
ManlyBanisters is offline

All that leaves me with one question.... How bored are you?

Actually, no - I do have a second question... You say:

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13 members will be brutally murdered.
Do we get to nominate which 13?


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Thanks for scaring the shit out of me. I think i'll go for a walk in a dark forest on the outskirts of the bad part of town. And 54 people will have an accident with a chainsaw? Damn, and i thought being the one with hemorrhoids was bad!
I've already had an accident with a chainsaw in my lifetime - so that's 53 others to go....
 
Old 05-14-2008   #4 (permalink)
Rugbypup is offline

Just some facts I found while I was moping about behind the sofa today.
 
Old 05-14-2008   #5 (permalink)
boynextdoorkpt is offline
Banned

Well arn't we just spreading the joy today! LOL
 
Old 05-14-2008   #6 (permalink)
Dragonfly20 is offline

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Just some facts I found while I was moping about behind the sofa today.

Awww PUPPY..would puppy like a puppy choc drop and a cuddle?
 
Old 05-14-2008   #7 (permalink)
Rugbypup is offline

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Awww PUPPY..would puppy like a puppy choc drop and a cuddle?
Yes please, very, very much so Madame Dragonfly.
 
Old 05-14-2008   #8 (permalink)
StapledShut is offline

Now what are the odds that all of these things will happen to 1 person in this group?
 
Old 05-14-2008   #9 (permalink)
vince is online now

that's a lot of hemorrhoids. and a lot itching...

ahh... make that 52 chainsaw accidents to go...
 
Old 05-14-2008   #10 (permalink)
Mademoiselle Rouge is offline

What about Weimaraner accidents? Mine flipped me over her last year and my face went into the concrete steps...broken nose, broken knee cap. Who knew Weim's were so dangerous! I guess they are nothing next to chainsaws. I'm too wuss to use one!
 
Old 05-14-2008   #11 (permalink)
Catchoftheday is online now

2 members dating a supermodel.......is it the same one?
 
Old 05-14-2008   #12 (permalink)
ManlyBanisters is offline

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I've already had an accident with a chainsaw in my lifetime - so that's 53 others to go....
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ahh... make that 52 chainsaw accidents to go...
Whoops - actually only 50 to go...

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52 will have had an accident with a chainsaw.
Red fucked me up (now there's a nice thought )

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And 54 people will have an accident with a chainsaw? Damn, and i thought being the one with hemorrhoids was bad!
 
Old 05-14-2008   #13 (permalink)
StapledShut is offline

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2 members dating a supermodel.......is it the same one?
That just means there's 2 supermodels on the site, because they only date within their ilk. So maybe they're dating each other.
 
Old 05-14-2008   #14 (permalink)
dong20 is offline

But only one named Rugbypup.
 
Old 05-14-2008   #15 (permalink)
Rugbypup is offline

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But only one named Rugbypup.
(Blush)
 

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