I shared this on another thread but, many many years ago, worked for a huge company, my blg had the 'wellness center' in it (aka gym). I used to use their restroom (ours was usually filthy and it was an easy cut thru. One day the VP is HR (waaaaay up on the corp ladder) was in there about to work out... He stepped out of his impecable pressed suit pants and...red lace panties. I about crapped. (he had a long shirt tail but they were unmistakable). I had to walk away to keep from staring/laughing. This guy was VERY straightlaced, kids, church officer, etc...
I told a female friend who worked in his division about it. She later threatened to strangle me as one day they were having a BIG staff meeting about a new roll out/shift, he stood up to talk and suddenly RED PANTIES flashed thru her head. She said she started giggling so hard she almost peed, then had to leave the meeting, and made a spectacle of herself doing so.... I still laugh about those...(who cares if there is a 'logical explanation..." |