Reminds me of a story this dude I know told me. Now keep in mind this is a very large individual, close to 400#.
He was taking a shower with his lady, and she started to give him oral. Well, she made the mistake of pushing into his stomach while she was getting after it. This caused him to fart. Farts from a 400 pund man aren't going to smell like roses. The potentcy of the fart, combined with the heat from the shower, caused her to throw up all over him.
