Rec3000 Approaches Huge Climax

Wow Rec is hitting 1000 and I have always thought of him as a novice.


I will happy to cradle his balls while he does it.

1,000? pfft

rubi is working on 10,000

Yup. My uselessness tops his any day.

But numbuhs, I have 9,000-plus posts over 31 months.
You have 4,543 over six months.
Me: 9.5 posts per day.
You: 27 posts per day.
I'm a piker, boi.
You duh man.

I KNEW you would point that out....totally the fault of you know who.

My count has been dropping by the day.

I've heard that with every click of the "Post" button on lpsg, somewhere in the world a guy gets a happy ending. Good work guys...

Your what has been drooping? And what effect does that have on your post count?

You're welcome


fixed that for you

*Throws his head back and groans, and squirts out his 1000th post on LPSG!*

Thanks to everyone who has put up with my crap for the past few years.

Gosh, I can't wait to tell my mom!

:f est30::fes t30::fest3 0: :f est30::fes t30::fest3 0:

It was our honor, rec.

Ah, you mean the reigning Rainbow Party Princess?
Yup, she should know. She's made you what you are.
(Joking, of course. Any mother of a recster has got to be an amazing and very fine woman.)

I felt the earth move, did anyone else?

*hands rec3000 a Kleenex.*

> A t t a B o y ! _

Wowee, 1000 posts! What a momentous and sticky occasion this is!

Finely Rec you hit 1000 I'll now stop cradling your balls.


I now encourage rec to wards 2000 and our next cradling.