Motherfucking Trolls

jason_els

I'll admit this completely. Tall and curvaceous women intimidate me straight away. I think about the ratio of my dick to their body and I think, 'She's not going to feel a damned thing and neither am I!' so I avoided them. I'm not short either, at 5' 11", and I'm definitely not skinny. It all comes down to if I think my dick can do anything for them. I'm smaller than average as it is so that means I'd feel confident with very few women and my sexual history reflects that. Now I know, objectively, that the size of the living room does not correlate to the size of the house (I like that analogy), but I can't convince my more basic instincts of that.

I don't have this problem with men at all. Big, small, tall, or short, I just don't think about it at all though I am still very conscious of being smaller than average so that also puts a major cramp on my sexual activity.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

Dragonfly20

Hard the belive that anyone would hate you Jason.
You are the sweetest person.

HazelGod

In the unlikely story that is America, there has never been anything false about Hope.

jason_els

I'll go with that...

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

jason_els

Not always. I can be ill tempered, horribly impatient, and condescending. I also tend to make snap judgments about people. The advantage of a bulletin board over real life is that I can think before I type (usually!).

Thanks for the ego boost though. Very kind of you.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

OldFirm08

stacy, I saw MFTrolls, and thought it was gonna be a rant about the Olsen Twins, since they are often referred to as trolls. But I'm sure if we just wait a bit longer, they too will end up with photos on this site when they whore out themselves like so many other untalented Brit-Lindsey-Paris types do to advance a career.

stacy1185

exactly! i never start shit with people--online or offline--and i have never done anything to make anyone else on LPSG feel uncomfortable. this douche bag, on the other hand, had the nerve to PM me and tell me that removing his comment from my photo gallery was wrong. he even went back and rated me a 1.00 again! and of course... he's one of those empty profile and empty gallery members who needs a fucking ass kicking!!


hell yeah!! it's better to have some extra baggage than look like a twig.


LOL we need more invisible men like you around LPSG


omg shannon, you always crack me up! i was laughing hysterically as i read this.


me too!!


you are sooo right! especially the models with the short haircuts who are flat chested and don't have curves or a shape... sometimes i can't even tell the women apart from the men!


LOL @ olsen twins!! you were close though.

I need to be myself.
I can't be no one else.

Deno

I don't see where name calling is anybetter then posting a neg comment about someone photo. Don't put your shit out for everyone to see and then cry when things don't go your way. It's called being a grown up.

marleyisalegend

stacy just remember this, the people who love you are the only ones who matter. there are people on this site who would call mother theresa a fat ugly bitch if they could.

......i don't wanna have to eat lettuce. those stupid bags of spring mix PISS ME OFF.....


i know you've taken to wearing your father's hand-me-down anger, but i wish that you wouldn't it's a few sizes too big and everyone can see it doesn't fit you, makes you look silly, hangs loose in all the wrong places, even if it does match your skin color.....

Phil Ayesho

Mother Teresa was certainly not fat.


But an ugly bitch...


In Fact, her ministry was cruel, avaricious and stupid. People in the west have a rosy warm feeling about Mother Teresa due to our media being absolute saps for anything supernatural or God-esque.


Here's a few real fact about Mother Teresa.

Her order believes that physical pain and suffering are GOOD for your soul... especially FINAL pain and suffering.
Although she raised millions of dollars to "help" the dying... she never spent one cent on a bed, never administered so much as an aspirin, prevented the relatives of the dying from visiting, and fed them so little food that it is believed that half of her "patients' may have died from malnutrition or starvation.

Her "missions" had dying men and women lying on thin mats on hard dirt or stone floors for weeks prior to death. Her "nuns" cleaned up their shit and pis and wiped down their sores... but did nothing to comfort the dying or to ease their pain.

She actively campaigned to keep "divorce" illegal in some of the poorer nations on earth... where women generally only seek divorce in cases of severe abuse... because she believed divorce was a "sin"... but apparantly only a sin for the poor, as she came out in support of Princess Di finally dumping Charles.


AND... after her death it came out that she really did not even believe that God existed, had lost her faith decades before and never regained it.


Mother Teresa was NO saint.
If the media reported what she actually did and said... she would look far worse than Jerry Falwell... the human piece of shit.

faceking

Eh, I've gotten 1s and 2s... whatever. You post for those who may have an interest...

My now classic 11 shot 8 foot cumshot on XTube, and other assorted featurettes: http://x02.xtube.com/community/profi...?user=faceking(XTube)

bbristow

Miss Stacy: I think you're cute. :)


I haven't had anyone rate my pics badly, but if someone does, i'll cry.... :(

marleyisalegend

phil i should've known you wouldn't turn down an opportunity to write an essay-type response. i'm trying to find the perfectly constructed post that will leave no room for your to inject your warped (though often accurate) sense of reality. phil we love you but you're constantly giving us coq au vin, sometimes we just want a cheeseburger dude!!!

......i don't wanna have to eat lettuce. those stupid bags of spring mix PISS ME OFF.....


i know you've taken to wearing your father's hand-me-down anger, but i wish that you wouldn't it's a few sizes too big and everyone can see it doesn't fit you, makes you look silly, hangs loose in all the wrong places, even if it does match your skin color.....

boynextdoorkpt

Stacy, I rate all your pics 10 10 10 10
You are SO fucking hot and fucking sweet!!!!!!!!!!! Do you date blond boys? LOL
landon

I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true.
Dorothy Parker (1893 - 1967)

stacy1185

i understand what you mean and i'm trying my best not to let the comments get to me. in the end the positives always outweigh the bad. it's definitely an issue i'm working on.

thanks bbristow


you are right marley. there's always going to be the people who try to bring us down and it's what keeps the balance here on LPSG. what matters though are the people who i know will support me.


thank you landon. and yes, i have dated blondes haha

I need to be myself.
I can't be no one else.