Motherfucking Trolls

To me trolls are f cking hilarious. Ever site has them and has to have them to keep things interesting. Some are just too self important to know they are one and think they are 'one of the boys'. An asshole that doesn't know they're an asshole. Some are tolerated because of their seniority on a site. Which may say something about how they use their time. Others are just ridiculed into obscurity or a name change. It's great.

Usually when I see an obvious troll, I have a mental picture of that fat, pimply faced computer nerd the South Park boys were playing in the 'World of Warcraft' episode.

thank your for your feedback, bill. at least someone is able to see the humorous side to all this it's much different being a female on LPSG, rather than a male. men get less shit than women do.

EDIT: i loved that south park episode by the way!

You know it!!

tell me who he is Stacy in a PM..this crap can't go on.
Let us deal with this vermin the way he ought to be dealt with.
(cracks knuckles and gets a baseball bat out of the trunk)

Oh shit, it's on!!

YouTube - Anchorman fight scene

omg, b!! i love that scene in anchorman... especially ben stiller's character when he's like, "policia! policia!"

Como estan, beeches!

See, they had a rule about touching the hair too. YOU DON'T TOUCH THE HAIR!!! If he had commented on your hair, then I would have had no other choice but to beat him upside the head with my weiner. And he wouldn't want that, that's just no good for anybody.

You are kidding me, right? You look great. If some guy likes fucking a stick, let him go pull one off the hickory tree, and leave normal, lovely ladies like you alone.

I've known a few guys who would call women who might be 5 to 10 pounds overweight "fat", even if if 90% of the extra weight was in the right places. Even though I'm 100% hetero I knew these guys well and in one way or another was aware of their penis sizes and each one happened to have a smallish penis (don't let my handle fool you, I'm not big myself).

It was probably just a coincidence, but because they all happened to be smallish I did find myself wondering if there was a correlation between penis size and the size females that guys with different penis sizes preferred (I prefer very curvy thickish women so I realised that if there was a correlation it wouldn't apply to all guys). It seemed to me that perhaps guys tend to naturally be more attracted towards females they feel they can handle (even if the guy isn't aware why he is), and a woman with big curves can give off the impression that she is developed for more.

For example Serena Williams - with her height and extreme curves and size the subconcious impression might be, at least for some guys, that a 5 l x 4.75 g is going to have little effect on her (I'm 6.25 l nbp, 7.5 l bp, x 5 g and I wonder if I would have enough). And I've even heard her called fat on more than one occasion, even though she is amongst the fittest women on the planet. To call her fat when she isn't would seem to indicate the guy may be seeking an excuse to reject her big curves, like for a smallish, or even average size penis perhaps.

The exception was that each of the guys I mentioned liked big breasts, and that in itself also had me thinking my thoughts on this might be correct since breasts aren't close to pelvic region that houses the vagina (one might associate a bigger house with a bigger living room so to speak) like hips, butts (and even legs) and therefore breasts don't give the impression they might be directly affected by penis size.

Here were guys who prefer smallish to average size butts, average hips, and slender thighs, but yet preferred big breasts, and they all had smallish penises. Like I said, I don't know there was a connection, but I did wonder, and to this day I still think it makes sense that there might be at least some correlation pertaining to some guys.

Well, I just don't understand why any man would think fucking a skeleton is sexy. Prominent ribs are not natural on a woman (yes, I do know some extremely ectomorphic women, but anyways...). For a variety of biological reasons, women are supposed to have a little more padding. It's a reciprocal function of the hormones. You have to have some body fat to make the hormones, and the hormones cause certain natural, normal, healthy fat deposits.

The bony models don't look healthy, so I don't "appreciate" the anorexic look.

Stacy looks much better than Kate Moss. Much.

Just think, they probably got dumped by a girl like you...and they are taking it out on you because you look like the girl that refused --with probably good reason-- them...yeah--those "GUYSWHOFUCKMENTALLYCHALLENGEDGIRLSANDTHEIRMOTHER" FUCKING trolls.

what?? you guys are nuts!!! you don't get turned on when you see a model's rib cage?? you don't get turned on when she's so skinny that when she faces sideways she disappears?? you don't get turned on when she hasn't eaten for a week and looks dangerously close to passing out?? oooh, what about when she throws up so much that her teeth start decaying, mmm mmmm baby gimme a kiss with those rotting gums.

The Chinese men used to love their women feet bounded up to look like pig trotters. And some Middle Eastern men love to have their women enshrouded in a burka.

Some gay men love for their men to look buffed out and do street chems. Some tribes in Africa believe in skin ornamentation and neck extensions.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder...and sometimes that eye is abusive. Hehehe.

I nominate this sentence as the week's most provoking thought.

Once you realize that the skinny models that men crave look like little boys, it does make you wonder.