Your FIRST porn mags

First was Playboy, then Penthouse and Hustler, then a Private I shoplifted.

Playboy was thing of beauty. Good lighting, air brushing.
Penthouse took it up a notch.
Hustler got right in there close up. A bit tacky
Private just blew me away. Cum shots, facials, close ups, anal, dp's. All in a classy way of course.

All contributed to my devious little ways.

I feel bad for being a younger generation; we never use magazines or pictures because we have all the free videos we need on the internet.

Playboy

Some Hustlers my dad had stashed. It was the first or second year Hustler was out, but I still remember two of the centerfolds. One was a 50-year-old hottie (long before the term MILF existed) and the other was titled "Pat: The fucking ultimate". I'd hate to think how many I rubbed out to those two.

Inches...Stole it from a non-adult book store in my little home town because I was way to young to buy it

the first porn stach was my brothers, IT was hidden away in the bathroom closet and I was 11... GOOD jerking sessions back then!
after that I started my own collection, and to my surprise, my brother had a video collection, so I switched from mags to videos... NOW I have dvd's! and OBVIOUSLY internet! :D

believe it was called Strength and Health... about 1960. Was interesting for a gay guy but probably not true porn.

my cousin was 15 or 16 when he bought his first Playboy. His sister announced it at a family gathering... adding that when he got it home the centerfold was missing.

What about those Hustler life size fold outs back in the day? Crazy.

My dad used to have playboy delivered to the house. I was always home for like 2 hours before my folks, so I would slip it out of the brown paper wrapper and look at it. Then put it back in the wrapper and put it with the rest of the mail.

I had seen my mom, grandmom and various female cousins nude, so the pics didn't really hold any interest. I always went straight to the page of jokes and read those.

I do remember thinking Barbie Benton was the most beautiful woman in the world and wanting to be just like her as her interests were listed as rainbows, crocheting, and puppies, just like me. Hey, give me a break, I was like 7 or 8 at the time. I thought being a Playboy bunny would be a great job because you got to wear a bunny suit. I also wanted to be a Vargas girl back then.

Q: "How do you know if a guy has a high sperm count?"

A: "His girlfriend has to chew before swallowing!"

Q: Why did the Siamese twins got to England?

A: So the other one could drive for a while.

Q: What did Dan Quayle say when Mrs. Quayle blew softly in his ear?

A: "Thanks for the refill."

Two miserable inhabitants of hell were taking a walk when a frigid breeze blew. A moment later, a storm dumped several inches of snow, reducing the blazing fires to sizzling steam. The men looked around in amazement.

"What do you suppose is going on?" one asked.

"Only thing I can figure," the other said, "is that the Cubs went to the series."

Two doctors were putting on the ninth green when one collapsed from a heart attack. "Help me," he groaned to his companion.

"Sorry, my malpractice insurance won't cover it," his partner replied, walking off the green, "but I'll get help."

A few minutes later, he returned, picked up his club and began lining up hit putt. The man on the ground raised his head and screamed in

Disbelief, "I'm dying and you're putting?"

"Don't worry. I found a doctor on the second hole who said he'd come and help."

"The second hole? When the hell is he coming?"

"Hey, I told you not to worry," he said, stroking his put. "They're going to let him play through."

The age of the porn-mag is dead surely? I have never owned or looked at one

Ditto on the exciting Nat. Geog. Then the hot little bras on big chested girls in Sears catalog( sorry for the sticky pages, mom) and some porn mag with no cover found in the ditch was my first look at pure hair pie and spread beavers.

Playgirl, Viva, and Foxy Lady.
Such memories....

Gotta give props to Playboy. I think every suburban dad had a subscription. My buddy and I found a stash in his dad's closet in a box labeled "books."

Not long after, I found out that my dad regularly had an issue of Club magazine in his briefcase or in the car. It was all pre-Internet, but if you had the right friends, there was just as much out there!

Oui, Hustler, Penthouse!

Thanks Dad--sorry for the sticky pages