I'm drunk and horny!!!!

Wooohooooo!!!!!

Just what a woman wants.

Join the club man.

Grindin....make a video with your amazing cock.....

I'm Frired. Thats frisky and tired. I also had a couple of glasses of champagn....so i suppose i would constitute as drunk and horny.

I love being drunk and horny...some of my wildest nights have come from being drunk and horny.
Cheers.

I wasn't drunk, but I was very horny.

Was being the key word.

Hey dude.... got a web-cam to show off with?

damn! nice bush....

The morning after is always the worst part.....

LOL!! That's why I don't drink alcohol. But next time you get drunk and horny, give me a call and I'll send a cab to pick you up and bring you to my place!!

Drunk and horny is such a great combination for a Friday night....all the way through to Monday morning. With that big cock Grindin, you should have no trouble finding some action for it I would guess.

not yet drunk here!

(but always horny)

I'm not old enough to drink yet.

But I've tasted a couple of alcoholic drinks before. Champagne, beer, and sake are all incredibly wretched.

But my uncle made this drink once, and I forget what it was called. Tequila? Margarita? It was one of those things, and it remains the most delicious alcoholic beverage I've ever tasted. It was really good.

They only let me have one sip though.

EDIT: Oh, and also, I'm horny.

MY twins came to be when I got Drorny! LOL! Word of advice... never sing "Makin' whoopee" with a champagne glass in your hand! You might come to your senses with your panties in someone else's pocket.