priceless quotes from george dubya

mista geechee

ok so i personalized my google homepage and one of the shittamajiggers i got on it is this george bush quote generator that has his most foolish quotes from his presidency archived and it dispenses a new one every time i open up my browser. keep in mind these ARE REAL QUOTES.

check out this one

"I did denounce it. I de --- I denounced it. I denounced the interracial
dating. I denounced anti-Catholic bigacy --- bigotry."

George W. Bush
February 25, 2000
The candidate responding to criticism that he visited Bob Jones University.

or this gem form the genius

"You've heard Al Gore say he invented the Internet. Well, if he was so smart,
why do all the addresses begin with 'W'?"

George W. Bush
October 28, 2000

ill add more later

" ...better just deal with whatever comes your way...while we speak , time is envious and is running away from us. seize the day , trusting little in the future..." - horace

"...energy can never be destroyed-only the flesh..." - nas

mista geechee

"I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's
trustworthiness."

George W. Bush
August 30, 2000
From an CNN online chat.

" ...better just deal with whatever comes your way...while we speak , time is envious and is running away from us. seize the day , trusting little in the future..." - horace

"...energy can never be destroyed-only the flesh..." - nas

mista geechee

"I don't think we need to be subliminable about the differences between our
views on prescription drugs."

George W. Bush
September 12, 2000
Quoted by Slate magazine from comments in Orlando, Florida.

all thsi is copy/pasted. not retyped. dont wanna lose the authenticity of bush's genius

" ...better just deal with whatever comes your way...while we speak , time is envious and is running away from us. seize the day , trusting little in the future..." - horace

"...energy can never be destroyed-only the flesh..." - nas

ChockoKittie

Being of average intelligence as well, I usually refrain from calling anyone stupid, but I can no longer be an apologist and offer explanation in "he's a bad speaker". Really, I'm not expecting anything like Bryan's fucking "Cross of Gold" speech, but give me some hope that there is a brain and intellect in between those fuzzy ears. After eight years I expect something, anything, and his press conference this week was just another deflating, depressing experience.

:( Sorry if I cannot laugh with you. :(

visualalert

Kinda like this dumbass, huh?

YouTube - Obama Claims He's Visited 57 States

The Dan Quayle jokes start coming to mind. Wonder if The New Messiah can spell potato?

hot-rod

Maybe he meant US territory states. Puerto Rico, etc. The guy is no idiot.

invisibleman

"It is unacceptable to think." --George W. Bush

mista geechee

"The California crunch really is the result of not enough power to power the power of generating plants."

George W. Bush
January 14, 2001
From an interview with the New York Times. (Referring to the California
energy crisis.)

" ...better just deal with whatever comes your way...while we speak , time is envious and is running away from us. seize the day , trusting little in the future..." - horace

"...energy can never be destroyed-only the flesh..." - nas

Phil Ayesho

Believe it or not...George Bush USED to be eloquent and quick witted.



Take a look at this video comparison of GW the president and GW the Texas Governor.
George Bush Then and Now


GW's mental acuity is deteriorating fast. Far far worse than the dementia allegations that were fielded against Reagan.

Aren't we lucky to have him as a president?


ETA-- note the guy who put this together DID NOT use the more glaring examples of Bush's idiotic speaking... that would have been too easy.

StapledShut

" "You've heard Al Gore say he invented the Internet. Well, if he was so smart,
why do all the addresses begin with 'W'?"

George W. Bush
October 28, 2000"


Why do I have a feeling that that was meant to be funny, on his part?

It’s akin to chewing on a rain soaked car tire.

Phil Ayesho

...For the same reason I feel his paid staff writers actually came up with it...

mista geechee

"The key to foreign policy is to rely on reliance."

George W. Bush
November 1, 2000
Quoted from the Washington Post.

" ...better just deal with whatever comes your way...while we speak , time is envious and is running away from us. seize the day , trusting little in the future..." - horace

"...energy can never be destroyed-only the flesh..." - nas

mista geechee

"It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and
incumbency."

George W. Bush
June 14, 2001
Gothenberg, Sweden.

" ...better just deal with whatever comes your way...while we speak , time is envious and is running away from us. seize the day , trusting little in the future..." - horace

"...energy can never be destroyed-only the flesh..." - nas

njqt466

Some of my faves are bolded.


George W. Bush:
Whether or not it needed to happen, I'm still convinced it needed to happen. [explaining why he sent U.S. troops into Iraq, Dec. 12, 2005]


I appreciate that question because I, in the state of Texas, had heard a lot of discussion about a faith-based initiative eroding the important bridge between church and state.


People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.


I mean, there needs to be a wholesale effort against racial profiling, which is illiterate children.


Should any Iraqi officer or soldier receive an order from Saddam Hussein.... don't follow that order. Because if you choose to do so, when Iraq is liberated, you will be treated, tried and persecuted as a war criminal. [1/22/03]


See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda.


The law I sign today directs new funds and new focus to the task of collecting vital intelligence on terrorist threats and on weapons of mass production. [11/27/2002]


One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.


Too many good docs are getting out of business. Too many OB/GYN's aren't able to practice their, their love with women all across this country.



It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.


We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor just like you like to be liked yourself.


We look forward to analyzing and working with legislation that will make -- it would hope -- put a free press's mind at ease that you're not being denied information you shouldn't see.


You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.


There's not going to be enough people in the system to take advantage of people like me.


There's only one person who hugs the mothers and the widows, the wives and the kids upon the death of their loved one. Others hug but having committed the troops, I've got an additional responsibility to hug and that's me and I know what it's like. [12/13/2002]


We cannot let terrorists hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile.


Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?


The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case.


I glance at the headlines just to kind of get a flavor for what's moving. I rarely read the stories, and get briefed by people who are probably read the news themselves. (September 21, 2003)


I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well

Dave NoCal

The video showing Bush's deterioration of cognitive function is really pretty shocking, although I have seen it before. About a year ago, it was announced that he had contracted Lyme disease, diagnosed early and successfully treated. Maybe. Or maybe he's has had it a number of years. Allowed to become chronic and untreated, it definitely can cause both cognitive and speech problems and become virtually impossible to cure. I know.
Dave