Eating A Woman's Ass

you know how much fecal matter you ingest everyday? dont worry about it too much.

Yes...I will do this

I damp it before I wipe

If she cleans it out than it should be ok, just make sure she's washed it well before you go all in, but rimming is definitely the safest, most pleasurable way to do stuff down there, sticking your tongue in feels awesome, but slightly less clean.

Not really, njqt. I recommend a good anal douche no less than 1/2 hour before. And be sure the water coming out looks clean before you decide to stop... I speak from experience, from BOTH sides, thank you.

So if you got shit on your hands, then thoroughly wiped your hands with dry toilet paper until the toilet paper was clean, your hands would be clean enough for you?

I thought i invented this technique!

Your anus isn't your hands.

If you're signing your checks with your anus, you've got more problems than a dirty ass, son.

After you have a clean wipe....stick your hand down there and smell of it. Thats what someone else is going to smell when they get down there. Your ass might be clean enough for others on the airplane to not smell it, but its not fresh for the licking.

I agree. I don't ask people to lick my ass after I take a crap, even if I use the bidet. Do you? Of course not! Still not so fresh, I'd think.

And I don't feel compelled to use the bidet if I'm just going to be sitting back down in my airplane seat.

Oh, that's right, they don't have bidets on airplanes. :(

Unrelated, but we have the same exact number of posts!

This is an aside, but in Japan, I had a toiled that had an automated bidet in it. It was awesome. I'd considered getting one here, but apartment living forbids it. It'll have to wait till I have my own house!

YouTube - How to Use a Japanese Toilet

I miss that and their incredible bathtubs.

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Originally Posted by Hellboy0;1478334[B ]Not really, njqt. I recommend a good anal douche no less than 1/2 hour before. And be sure the water coming out looks clean before you decide to stop... I speak from experience, from BOTH sides, thank you.[/b]

WELL DUH! For anal sex I always anal douche first; but DF20 didn't mention anal sex in her post. It seemed she was speaking only of daily bathroom habits.

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Originally Posted by Jovial So if you got shit on your hands, then thoroughly wiped your hands with dry toilet paper until the toilet paper was clean, your hands would be clean enough for you?

Don't be a putz! Of course not. I would have to wash my hands with anti-bacterial soap and knowing me some bleach.

As I have stated in numerous threads on anal sex I always clean out thoroughly prior to such an endeavor. As a matter of fact I usually recommend this anal douche for newbies.

This thread is not only enlightening it is also hilarious. Thank you.