Guys who you'd like to slap...and then fuck!

Ann Coulter... but can I slap her, fuck her, dirty sanchez her and then hire a female friend to come in and kick the shit out of her?

Not that I am into violence, but this chick needs to be put in her place BADLY. Nice tits though.

Now that's a good choice, but he needs more than to be slapped. He needs the shit knocked out of him most of the time.

Tucker Carlson needs a deep, hard hate-fuck.

Ann Coulter doesn't need a fuck...she needs more slapping.

Tobey Maguire and a hung black twink, I would bend them over a nice couch and fuck them like I was riding a horse.

Tucker might enjoy that, judging from gossip I've read on other sites.

True dat. One 10 inch strap-on coming right up...

eric mabius
cause he such a tease, then i would bend him over and fuck the life out of him, then lick his feet and give something to fill his tummy

I could never slap Bill Hemmer. But I could do many, many other things with him.

How about fucking and slapping them WHILE riding a horse, Giddy-up!

lol yeah, and so do I.

This thread has made me laugh out loud 6 times. Well done, people.

This is a tricky one for me because I love to get fucked, and I tend to be a submissive type in the sack.

Having a very hard time coming up with someone who I would both like to bitch-slap and fuck.

Tucker is such a good choice... ooh! I know. Spencer Pratt from the Hills. I would totally smack him around and then bend him over and give his ass a good seeing-to. With every thrust I'd spell D-O-U-C-H-E-B-A-G. Then I'd blow my load on his face.

Wow. I'm astonished by own unexpected vitriol. Where did that come from?

no doubt in my mine it wood be mario lopez i would swallow every drop he has

Dane Cook. He's incredibly annoying and unfunny but I have this urge to fuck his brains out.

I'd like to fuck the 10% of Monster that's on my team. But I don't think I'd risk slapping him first...I mean really...LOOK AT THOSE ARMS