So long fare thee well, pip pip cheerio.

Be good and be well Dumbcow. You will be missed (and remember you can return any time you have a change of heart). Alreading the board is sadder with your departure.

really hope you reconsider

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(I'm really sad over this.)

awww it's sad to hear you're leaving! i will miss you lots, dumbcow. good luck to you! i hope to see you back on the boards soon.

awww....i'm like seriously....tearing up....please don't leave us dumbcow. I've always enjoyed your posts, as they are always honest, and add a much needed touch of humor that is desparately needed here on this site! I love ya man....err cow
Please reconsider coming back. I'll hunt down who ever is treating you bad and kick their butts.

I knew you'd end up on HRH The Queen's plate sooner or later. I'm sure you'll make a jolly good steak, dumbcow.

In all seriousness, though, sorry to see you go.

I think you all might want to PM him, as he is not returning.

What's happened? Why is cow going?

Nooo! :( My bestest moo-tow is going out to pasture. ;~;

Must I write a tearful goodbye to someone who found a persona in udders and cloven hoofs? Hmm, well I did enjoy a few of her or his posts, so yes.

You will be missed. Stop being so sensitive and a "dumb cow". Who cares if some people do not like the dumb cow or what you write, fuck them. Are their opinions really even worth your attention?

you guys, what am i gonna do?? i'm pregnant with two calves and now dumbcow has run out on me!!!! why didn't i see this coming?? anybody wanna adopt two calves?? they go great with bacon and cheese on a warm sesame seed bun!!!

Goddammit!!! No more soy chocolate milk and Chik-Fil-A chicken sandwiches.

I will miss my smartcow. I hope that you do come back, buddy.

OK, NOW you're just being silly! LOL!!

Looks like 23 who will miss you, one who doesn't make sense, and one curmudgeon. You should stay.