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Originally Posted by Big Swinging Dick That's one reason why I stopped sleeping with uncircumcised men. They stink too much... ...If a guy wants his cock sucked, he better keep it clean. Just like if

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Old 05-10-2008   #31 (permalink)
Hellboy0 is offline

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That's one reason why I stopped sleeping with uncircumcised men. They stink too much...

...If a guy wants his cock sucked, he better keep it clean.

Just like if a guy wants to be rimmed, he better know how to wipe his ass.
LOL!!! So do ya interview your guys before getting into the sack (would LOVE to see that Assessment Form) or do you you run out the door as soon as that skin-full cock pops out of their pants??? Hehehe!

I've been with a lot of cut AND uncut guys and found the same hygiene problems with both. So I don't think it's a cut-vs-uncut issue.

But I totally agree about keeping the cock clean and the ass wiped...hell, more than wiped if you want my tongue near your hole. Try a good douche; is simple, fast and easy. If you think it gets in the way of spontaneity, then too bad!!!
 
Old 05-10-2008   #32 (permalink)
slate_australis is offline

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I think there is a double barrelled issue.

If there is an overpowering smell.... basically if you're standing up and can smell your cock... get-a-cleaning.

But I think we live in a world where anything but a neutral - almost sterile smell is considered clean. Intact men and women have similar scents down there... womens is slightly stronger. There should be a musky smell, if it smells like parmesan or anything else that is offensive then something should be done. But it's also really important to know that it's a very fine balance, just like women, those who clean the most "thoroughly", the most often end up with the strongest odour. The same is true for guys.

Accept that the smell will be stronger, and other accept that the smell is supposed to be there.
 
Old 05-10-2008   #33 (permalink)
Nick4444 is offline

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For you guys who are uncircumcised, do you remember cleaning yourself at an early age and did you always do it or is it something that doesn't become an issue until you're older?
was alway part of daily ablutions
 
Old 05-10-2008   #34 (permalink)
BoyCordoba is offline

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That's one reason why I stopped sleeping with uncircumcised men. They stink too much.
Well, you have not been sleeping with me, for sure. I naturally do not smell at all, except maybe after spending the day in the sun during summer. Regarding uncut guys smelling, you're talking about uncircumcised guys that do not clean themselves, the same way you are going to find stinking cut guys. Do not generalize here, all you have to do is wash your dick cut or uncut.

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I've never been with a man who stank but I know plenty of guys that do (family members, co-workers). Not attractive at all.
Have you or have you not been with stinking guys? Just above you stated that was one reason why you stopped sleeping with uncut guys. Coherence please!

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If a guy wants his cock sucked, he better keep it clean.
Oh, yeah! He'd better!

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Just like if a guy wants to be rimmed, he better know how to wipe his
ass.
No rimming from me, no matter how much wipping he's done. Not even after using the bidet (wich here in Argentina is normal, common and every house has it. Almost everyone, men and women use it).
 
Old 05-10-2008   #35 (permalink)
Socalstud89 is offline

As an 18 year old i feel i must speak for us yougins. I make sure even if i don shower that day, to wear deoderant, and keep my junk washed after i j/o. I brush my teeth three times a day, floss, wash my hands, and remind others to do the same. And since I have been sexualy activee karma i belive has blessed me with no stinky people")
 
Old 05-11-2008   #36 (permalink)
Hellboy0 is offline

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Originally Posted by slate_australis View Post
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I think there is a double barrelled issue.

If there is an overpowering smell.... basically if you're standing up and can smell your cock... get-a-cleaning.

But I think we live in a world where anything but a neutral - almost sterile smell is considered clean. Intact men and women have similar scents down there... womens is slightly stronger. There should be a musky smell, if it smells like parmesan or anything else that is offensive then something should be done. But it's also really important to know that it's a very fine balance, just like women, those who clean the most "thoroughly", the most often end up with the strongest odour. The same is true for guys.

Accept that the smell will be stronger, and other accept that the smell is supposed to be there.
I'm not saying men and women shouldn't smell. That's part of the attraction. But like you said, you have to be careful not to cross the fine line of smelling like a living creature and smelling like a variety of stinky cheese!!! And that's for cut or uncut guys.
 
Old 05-15-2008   #37 (permalink)
AG08 is offline

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As a female, I have noticed that women do the same thing--not washing the hands. GROSS!!! I take a paper towel to open the door.
I hear ya longlegs. I do the same thing. The thought of touching a nasty door handle with my bare hands before eating is enough to turn me off my food. I think restaurants have gotten wise to this and this is why they put waste baskets by the door.
 
Old 05-15-2008   #38 (permalink)
Tee&A is offline

Nope, I've *ahem* smelled some guys who were quite dirty down there, and I promptly told them to zip it back up and git outta there. Smell--in any gender--is a sign that there is something wrong down there, be it an infection or STD. So for me, smelly-smelly means nooooooooo, thank you.
 
Old 05-17-2008   #39 (permalink)
Hellboy0 is offline

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Nope, I've *ahem* smelled some guys who were quite dirty down there, and I promptly told them to zip it back up and git outta there. Smell--in any gender--is a sign that there is something wrong down there, be it an infection or STD. So for me, smelly-smelly means nooooooooo, thank you.
STD's don't necessarily smell, Tee, so don't make that your excuse or reason to leave the stank alone. Some guys/gals just don't have any pride in their appearance or hygiene.
 
Old 05-17-2008   #40 (permalink)
Tee&A is offline

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STD's don't necessarily smell, Tee, so don't make that your excuse or reason to leave the stank alone. Some guys/gals just don't have any pride in their appearance or hygiene.
No matter what the cause, I don't want anyone who loves themselves so little that they don't even keep their bodies clean. So whether its root cause is an STD, infection, or fear of soap, they aren't getting anywhere near my nether region, mouth--or hell--anything for that matter.
 
Old 05-18-2008   #41 (permalink)
Hellboy0 is offline

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No matter what the cause, I don't want anyone who loves themselves so little that they don't even keep their bodies clean. So whether its root cause is an STD, infection, or fear of soap, they aren't getting anywhere near my nether region, mouth--or hell--anything for that matter.
I totally agree, bud. Just didn't want to think you were one of those ignorant weirdos that thinks STD's, etc are somehow detectable without a test other than a sniff in the crotch.
 
Old 05-23-2008   #42 (permalink)
geeka is offline

Nasty and sleeping around with ass play! NOT! And we wonder why STDs are spreading rampantly even with all the education in the world. Poor health clinic workers...
 
Old 05-23-2008   #43 (permalink)
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Nasty and sleeping around with ass play! NOT! And we wonder why STDs are spreading rampantly even with all the education in the world. Poor health clinic workers...
Sorry, I don't understand your post. Are you saying that 'ass play' is 'nasty' and to be avoided at all costs?????

Hmmm...if that's you're view, keep it to yourself. There are just as many, if not more, STD's associated with pussy-play. Doesn't seem to stop the Bi/Straight/Lesbian communities nor should it.
 
Old 05-23-2008   #44 (permalink)
markohfuckinpolo is offline

I'm almost obsessive about my downstairs hygiene.. it drives me crazy if I can't wash up every time after using the bathroom, public toilets etc.. I'm uncut by the way.. and I've been washing for so long I can't remember.. I was so paranoid about the smell that I started scrubbing up years ago and never had any issues. Run a tight ship. Overpowering smells are vile. Regardless of gender.
 
Old 05-25-2008   #45 (permalink)
Capitolhillguy is offline

I have seriously gotten around with many men over the years. It is interesting how similarly people smell who share the same coloring. It is sad that people who have hair and skin coloring that appeals most to my aesthetic have a body scent that I don't like. Some people smell wonderful to me and I wouldn't mind if they let themselves get stinky ( but alas, one can't be selective here, and people should err on the side of caution and bathe). I have blown a few uncircumcised cocks that didn't smell and were very clean and tasty, but in general most uncut guys don't keep buster clean enough for my nose to be happy down there. I have smelled several guys uncut cocks from 3 feet away or more! That was scary!
 

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