Clean Your Guns, Boys!

dudepiston · 05-09-2008

OK I'll go ahead & state the obvious here - if they STANK....then invite them to your shower for a good long hot & wet scrub DOWN doobie doo down down!

ya know?

yngjock20 · 05-09-2008

Oh, no. Meat that smells like fish is a NO-NO!!!

I kick'em straight to the curb for that. I don't care how cute he is.

Three things that get an automatic DQ in my book are:

-Stank Breaff (Yes, "breaff" not "breath.")

-Stank Dick

and

-Dirty/Nasty Nails.

AG08 · 05-09-2008

I've noticed it too, and have commented on this in other threads. Many - not all young guys don't shower anymore after working out and they have no problem reaking for the rest of the day. I couldn't imagine not getting cleaned up after a workout. I've walked by some young guys in the lounge area of my gym after working out and had to hold my breath. Another pet peave of mine is guys not washing their hands after using the toilet. Do a lot of women do this as well? I see it all the time in public washrooms and I think it's disgusting. I have to touch that door handle after them. It especially bothers me when I see it in a restaurant.

Hellboy0 · 05-10-2008

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Originally Posted by yngjock20

Oh, no. Meat that smells like fish is a NO-NO!!!

I kick'em straight to the curb for that. I don't care how cute he is.

Three things that get an automatic DQ in my book are:

-Stank Breaff (Yes, "breaff" not "breath.")

-Stank Dick

and

-Dirty/Nasty Nails.

I love your attitude and conviction!

Hellboy0 · 05-10-2008

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Originally Posted by Monster

I love my smell best right after a workout, after work where i sweat alot and of course, right after a good scrubbing in the shower. If anyone STANKS Hellboy, Id kick em to the curb, sorry.

Not all 'man smell' is bad-smell. I love the way some guys smell after a sweaty workout (however ONLY if they went into the workout having scrubbed up first). I have a very clean smell, thank you very much, and I don't ever use deodorant. I think it's cuz I eat well (low fat/low sugar), drink a lot of water and not a lot of alcohol. And after I workout, interval train or run I taste very very nice. Sweet, salty and a bit musky but not nasty stanky.

Have a lick and a sniff...tell me what you think?

erratic · 05-10-2008

Oh man. If someone has narsty fingernails that's it. I don't want to know what the rest is like.

The worst thing of all for me, though, is when you make a guy laugh for the first time and you get to see a good week's worth of mushy plaque.

I can forgive a revolting cock - hygiene can be fun to teach - but there's something about a mouth full of cottage cheese that turns me off my breakfast.

Artful Dodger · 05-10-2008

I'll bear it in mind...

longlegs · 05-10-2008

As a female, I have noticed that women do the same thing--not washing the hands. GROSS!!! I take a paper towel to open the door.

ballsaplenty2156 · 05-10-2008

LMOA!!!
Dude you look so clean in your gallery, I'd be willing to eat my breakfast off your abs!!

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Originally Posted by Artful Dodger

I'll bear it in mind...

Big Swinging Dick · 05-10-2008

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Originally Posted by Hellboy0

I got a bone to pick with the younger guys out there:

I just met up with a 20-something year old man. Kinda cute, big bulge, intelligent-seeming, dressed moderately well. But his personal hygiene, pardon the pun, STANK!!!! He smelled like a 16 yo boy who doesn't bath, his pubic hair was way out of control (like a fucking tumbleweed down there). His well-endowed cock was smegma-ridden. The only part of him that seemed to have been kept clean was his breath...I'll give him a bit of cred for the kissing.

I honestly kinda like a man to smell like one, so you have to believe me when I say it wasn't a turn on in this instance.

My issue is that I have never had this sort of experience with the 30+year olds. The younger guys just don't seem to get that a bit of scrubbing goes a loooong way toward getting a great lay from both the males and the females.

Am I being ageist? I don't wanna be...

That's one reason why I stopped sleeping with uncircumcised men. They stink too much.

In regard to the rest of the stink associated with the guy you mention, I honestly have no idea why anyone who's looking to get laid wouldn't clean themselves up.

It's not like it takes long to do.

I've never been with a man who stank but I know plenty of guys that do (family members, co-workers). Not attractive at all.

I don't mind a full bush. I prefer that actually. But the only reason a guy should stink of B.O. like you describe is if he's been doing manual labor outdoors all day. If someone shows up stinking like that to a bar or party or something then I have to wonder about their brain.

If a guy wants his cock sucked, he better keep it clean.

Just like if a guy wants to be rimmed, he better know how to wipe his ass.

Jason321 · 05-10-2008

I wash my hands after i went to the toilet. When home, i even wipe my ass with a moist disposable wipe after the toiletpaper wipe! I shower twice a day and change my undies and socks daily! Never wear the same clothes twice.
I have a cut cock, and i NEVER STINK

Jason321 · 05-10-2008

NOTHING worse than a stinky fishy pussy or smegma smelling cock. YUCK! im obsessed with hygiene. Full body. From head to toes. Someone can lick me all over right now and wont ever be disgusted! Hahahaha

reecho · 05-10-2008

Probably will gross people out, but I think there should be more parental talks on sexual cleanliness and health, rather than just the 'sex talk' ;)

As an uncut guy, with a fairly tight foreskin, when wanking my foreskin doesn't tend to go all the way back. So, a few years after I'd started to whack off, one time in the bath I kind of moved more foreskin a bit further back - and oh god, what a mess down there. A few weeks of gentle cleaning with cotton wool, and a light shower-spray, and my cock head has been clean ever since. Thankfully, this was all before I started fooling around with real people!

So yeah - people need to know. Don't run screaming. Give 'em a hand.

And as for uncircumcised men being dirter? Oh please. You don't have to have a cut knob to be a complete clean angel, from what I've experienced... Damn scaby-ridden circumcised dog-thiefs!

sugarandspice · 05-10-2008

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Originally Posted by HyperHulk

Ok, I have a question here because I'm cut but plan on leaving my "future" son intact. How long does a parent have to clean their kid and at what age can the kid do this on his own and do parents have to remind their kids to clean it? Like with kids who are learning to potty train, you say, did you wipe and did you wash your hands? Or even, did you brush your teeth? Do parents say to their son, did you wash your pee pee?

For you guys who are uncircumcised, do you remember cleaning yourself at an early age and did you always do it or is it something that doesn't become an issue until you're older?

I seriously have no idea how parents approach this.

Well, yes we say that.
I tell them to wash their faces and pee pee's and butts.
You have to tell them every time until they get to the age where they want privacy.
Make sure that you tell your son about retracting his foreskin everyday .
Get some advice from other parents but he needs to retract it once a day after it becomes retractable on it's own.
Make sure that he rinses his penis really well because soap residue will wreak havoc on an uncut penis.

sugarandspice · 05-10-2008

some cocks naturally smell like ass sweat and need special bar soap to neutralize the odor.
I have found this odor to be stronger among some Cuban,and English or Irish men.
Nutragena had an amazing bar soap that could get this odor off and these gentlemen were very happy to find a remedy.

Some women have stronger odors .
One time I ate too pesto and it made my cooch smell awful.
I went to the doctor but there wasn't an infection.
It turned out to be all the pesto herbs.

Clean Your Guns, Boys!

OK I'll go ahead & state the obvious here - if they STANK....then invite them to your shower for a good long hot & wet scrub DOWN doobie doo down down! ya know?