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Women's Love Poem Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before

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Old 05-07-2008   #1 (permalink)
jakeatolla is offline
Love Poems

Women's Love Poem

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

Mens Love Poem

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with
huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
 
Old 05-07-2008   #2 (permalink)
naughty is offline

True, true...
 
Old 05-07-2008   #3 (permalink)
marleyisalegend is offline

here's another love poem from a man's perspective:

my old lady's been giving me shit
just cuz she caught me with her best friend bridgette

to avoid bias, this poem certainly represents some women (i'm having fun with this)

why do i love my man?
cuz he drives a luxury sedan
it doesn't matter that i'm not attracted physically
cuz the pool-boy does a good job of satisfying me
fuck college, fuck a career, fuck getting out of bed
i've got an old geezer that'll turn to dollar signs when he's dead
 

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