What do you do with your penis when you're going number #2?

I always wipe from the front, my mom does too. I bet i got it from her and she got in the habit before she could remember. I've never known any different. I've tried it other ways but how in the world do you reach your girlie parts from the back? I think i'm way too long waisted and short armed for that.

People wipe their asses sitting down!?

Are you trying to tell me that you cannot reach behind your ass and get your hand on your cunt. Hell, I can wank from behind if the mood takes me, and I'm not particularly long in the arm... I guess it is a spine curving thing, do you have a stiff or inarticualte back?

Yes it must be my back, i do have a very stiff back and some disc degeneration. I never thought of that, but it would definitely contribute to me not being able to reach around and under like that.

I saw where some Asian countries have the hole in the floor that you squat above to go....do Asians not get bad knees? I have arthritic knees and the taller the toilet the better. Geez i sound like i'm falling apart!

I'm entirely way too interested in other peoples toileting customs....

Asian countries? Not only, that's about half the public toilets in France! Not seen one in anyone's house yet.

I sat on the toilet once when I had the hiccups and accidentally syphoned out all of the water.

I hold it or lay it across my leg

Seriously, its a potty hole in the ground? Like this eFukt.com | Viral Porn - Pervert Caught In The Act (sorry for the explicit example)

I so couldnt squat and pee like that. My knees would give out on the way back up leaving me to be unbalanced and fall into the toilet. But it probably would help with splashing of "solids" and whatnot back up on the toilet if the water were down further. Hell i dont know...i'd be afraid of my kid falling in one of those!

i think there are some of those things in the university library... weird looking things.. i've always wondered if someone really uses them...

Those porcelain squatters are very common. Here, most public washrooms offer a choice of toilets or squatters. Most homes have one small room with one and one main bathroom with a toilet and bidet. The squatters have a small hose you use to wash up down there.

Squatting is comfortable and really spreads your cheeks wide, so there is very little mess to wipe up. If you have a big load to dump, there's no better way. . I actually prefer them.

personally I like to take my time when I shit, so sitting is preferred.

anyways, most toilets in the US are fine, but occasionally you'll find one with a high water level and then *splash* you get surprised with a wet dick. Or if you have to lean over to pick something off the ground--not that there are often things that you want to pick up off of a restroom floor--that gives you an extra inch or two, you may find yourself with a wet dick.

Through experience I have made it a habit to notice the water level, and adjust where my dick hangs accordingly.