What do you do with your penis when you're going number #2?

You mean most of the chaps over there aren't somewhere between 11 and 14 inches long, soft?

Mine's only about 12 inches soft, so on those unfortunate occasions when I forget to hold it up, only the tip touches the water.

My little guy is a long distance from the water below. Wow, I never even gave it a thought that your long-dongs would have to put up with it dipping into toilet water!!! (So I guess there IS one advantage to only being the average 6 inches!!)

skeet skeet skeet skeet!!!!

i tuck mine in the front pointing down just incase any urine wants to run out while im shitting....


what a nasty topic..

Can i ask a question???

Do all guys wipe from behind them?

how could you possibly wipe your ass from the front!? i lean forward and wipe.. lol

Like 6 years into marriage this subject came up with me and my husband. I was blown away...i never thought of it before. Not having a cock and balls down there, i do wipe from the front. Keep in mind we don't have a 5 inch taint like you guys do, or all the other stuff to get in the way.

When we potty trained our daughter we had to do this from behind and it was so foreign to me.

I stand up to wipe, haha. I didn't even realize guys sat down to wipe until a few years ago. On the Howard Stern show they had a poll going to see who stood and who sat. I don't rememeber the results, just that Howard stood.

And some of you guys must have some ridiculously high water levels to get your dicks wet. I went and measured and I'd have to be 9in. flaccid to hit the water. So either you guys have high water levels, huge flaccid weiners, or big imaginations

i was thinkin the same thing
just like the "does your dick fit in a toilet paper roll" thread... i think eveyrone feels pressured to answer no just to feel cool or something, because some of them are nowhere near thick enough to not fit... same with this thread... so many guys claiming their dick hits the water.. get real, or get your septic system/toilet checked

Ok, i've heard it all now. Standing up? do you prop your foot on the toilet seat? My ass has way too much chubs to get clean if i had to do it standing up. I seroiusly have never thought about other people and how they did it. I've tried that wiping behind....chapped my ass like another hand trying to clean me. I had no idea how to be gentle. Its like masturbating with your left hand.

lol.... i go lefty sometimes to mix it up! feels like someone else is doin it!
ive never cummed while using my left hand though,, weird right? i only use the left for a short period.. i always, always use my right hand to make myself cum and while im cumming...

My left hand is so gimpy when it comes to strength. I need all sorts of strength and precision to masturbate. I am left handed but i bowl, bat, masturbate, throw a ball, catch, everything right handed. I'm right legged too. I've tried that left handed thing, feels cool for a few minutes and then its spasming from muscle pain.

But you can't go front to back properly if you reach through and wipe from the front, can you? I've always wiped from behind - numbers 1 and 2.

I'm left handed but I masturbate right handed - I can masturbate left handed, just not quite as well, can rarely climax with my left hand.

On the OP, I have never thought about what a guy does with his cock when passing solids - and now the subject has had 10 minutes of my time I think I shall go back to not thinking about it. But it was interesting...

I only prop my foot up on the seat if I feel like I reallllly need to get in there. Usually I just stand,, bend slightly at the knees, pull a cheek to the side with my left hand, and goto town with my right. Haha, I feel retarded talking about this But yeah, I have no idea why I stand. I know my twin does, but my dad and older brother sit. Apparently my mom's potty training methods changed after they taught my older bro.