Broke my damn foot

musclebare9 · 05-08-2008

You have the worst luck! It was only a couple of weeks ago that you got toasted in the tanning bed and now a broken foot.

boynextdoorkpt · 05-08-2008

Its not been my year, but hey I condsider myself lucky cause I have all of you guys and girls now!!!!!!
Landon

SteveHd · 05-08-2008

The Healthy Penis, isn't the best forum for this topic.

boynextdoorkpt · 05-08-2008

Create the Healthy Foot and I will post it there.

Dave NoCal · 05-09-2008

Sorry. Congratulations. Benadryl.
Dave
Oh, my partner and I are completely batty about pugs.

njqt466 · 05-09-2008

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Originally Posted by SpeedoMike

you mean like digitally enhanced?

No, I dreamt I was sucking cock at a glory hole.
I dreamt I was a dog walker. - I love dogs but that would not be my dream job.
I once got closure in a Percocet induced dream. I finally told off my ex-'bigoted, bitchy mother.
I have also dreamed that I was talking to my Nana who has been dead for over 20 years. I knew she was dead; but she was counseling me on current problems and life issues I was having. That was actually pretty cool.

cajun boy 8x6 · 05-09-2008

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Originally Posted by boynextdoorkpt

Its not been my year, but hey I condsider myself lucky cause I have all of you guys and girls now!!!!!!
Landon

Landon,son whats happening to you, you gotta get laid man..............or get a helmet........................get well soon dude............................cajun

bluemountain · 05-09-2008

Sorry to hear about your broke foot. Hope you are better soon.

yhtang · 05-09-2008

Landon, sorry to hear about your foot, and congrats on being the valedictorian.

I twisted my ankle last month, and when people asked how it happened, I said, "Her husband came back early." It got a few laughs.

I do not suggest you throw in this line in your valedictorian speech though!

About the pugs, no, I am not making any culinary suggestions at all!

dreamer20 · 05-09-2008

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Originally Posted by boynextdoorkpt

... just sitting now on my deck, watching the ocean, and using my laptop, mom went inside to get me some sweat tea! :)

Sweat tea? You really are confussed!

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Originally Posted by boynextdoorkpt

So, last night, I went to a friends house for awhile, and there were like 10 of us there, just hanging out and having a good time, we played spin the bottle, for oral sex! LOL....me this really hot black girl go in the closet,I went down on her ...and she then sucked me off, my first blow job and it is everything people say!!!! WHAT a way to celebrate a broken foot!!!!!

Don't celebrate your broken foot. Celebrate your blow job by having another one.

BelDaniel · 05-09-2008

Sorry2hear bout your foot! Congrats on both the valedictorian and the Blow Job!
;-)

pasarefun · 05-09-2008

I agree with the others...Stay off your feet and let it heal! I broke my foot but did not need surgury so Iknow the feeling..... I still feel it when the weather changes.
Go get laid and just lie back and get serviced!

When you give your speach, will you be wearing anything under your robe?

Just kidding....

boynextdoorkpt · 05-09-2008

LOL, no, nothing under the robe :)
I am not the type that can lay back and do nothing, I have become a master on these crutches, so I am getting around pretty good, and I learned how to drive with my left foot so....

goodwood · 05-09-2008

Oh man! I am so sorry to hear about the broken foot. All I can say is "Damned dogs". lol. When will you be all better and be able to do sports and stuff?
That is awesome for being valedictorian! Good job Landon. You must be very proud of yourself. I am very happy for your hard work paying off. I feel like a dumb ass just being in the top ten. lol.
Feel better and I hope you stop itching.

Deno · 05-09-2008

I wish I could be there to wait on you hand and foot. Tee hee.