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Old 05-04-2008   #1 (permalink)
msemmalittle is offline
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Old 05-04-2008   #2 (permalink)
chavous is offline

how??????????????????
 
Old 05-04-2008   #3 (permalink)
sexplease is offline

ummm, cook until golden brown.
 
Old 05-04-2008   #4 (permalink)
Pecker is offline

"Thank you for calling LPSG. How may I ignore you?"
 
Old 05-04-2008   #5 (permalink)
dumbcow is offline

What with?
 
Old 05-04-2008   #6 (permalink)
dumbcow is offline

help (hĕlp)

v., helped, help·ing, helps.
v.tr.
  1. To give assistance to; aid: I helped her find the book. He helped me into my coat.
  2. To contribute to the furtherance of; promote.
  3. To give relief to: help the needy.
  4. To ease; relieve: medication to help your cold.
  5. To change for the better; improve: A fresh coat of paint will help a scarred old table.
  6. To refrain from; avoid or resist. Used with can or cannot: couldn't help laughing.
  7. To wait on, as in a store or restaurant.
v.intr. To be of service; give assistance.
n.
    1. The act or an instance of helping.
    2. Aid or assistance.
  1. Relief; remedy.
  2. One that helps: You've been a great help. A food processor is a help to the serious cook.
  3. A person employed to help, especially a farm worker or domestic servant.
    1. Such employees considered as a group. Often used with the.
 
Old 05-04-2008   #7 (permalink)
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You mixed up the super glue and lube tubes?

Don't be embarrassed, call 911.
 

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