So I take a shower.....

And im enjoying my quiet time whilst my daughter is playing in the other room. And i come out to find her playing with my clit pump. It's pink and looks like something Barbie would tote around. "Mom, what is this thing?" uhhhh i dont know! What a day!

o mah god!

ROFLMAO!!! what did you tell her it was? sounds like something that would happen to me

Now i know why my parents put all of their toys in a safe. Time to invest in a safe!

I told her i had no idea what it was so she asks 20 questions. She didnt even notice all of the other toys in the drawer. I guess the pink pump with hearts on it seemed more fun! I used the trusty distraction method and put it back in the drawer.

ROFLMAO!!! i love your thinking MME Rouge....

what if she put it in her mouth?

Never wanna be a parent! XD

dude. ew.

Well she was stuck in my vagina for hours, i figured we all go back to what's familiar eh?

She's 6 though, not so much the age to put things in her mouth anymore.

exactly

lol she's going to get older and someday it will hit her that she found a clit pump in mommy's room

It just has a small cup that goes over my clit. Do you think i smell like cod or something? It could have been someone elses kid or maybe someone elses clit pump.

hahaha same here man. i would make a horrible parent lol. thats why i always wear condoms. yeah, i know its gay sex, but hey, you can never be too careful