So I take a shower.....

Ha ha Sponge Bob tape! We have one porn DVD that we've seen once and i forget it even exists. I have a fear my mom is going to find it if shes helping me at my house. She wouldnt say anything. I know my parents have been quite kinky. I remember trying to find things like that in my parents bedroom but they always had it well hidden in the safe. They did leave the open jar of vaseline next to dads side of the bed. In fact, its still there today.

Me also. Learn something new everyday, mainly how little I know...

SE0623-14 Clitoral Pump

Climax is just a squeeze away!

So do we get to see a video of you playing with this?Please lock the door though!Don't want your daughter asking whatcha doin mom!Trust me been there done that.

Yeah i'll have to make a video of that one and post it. And i'll be sure to lock the door.

Could be worse!!!

Could have left a tube of strawberry flavored lube on the bathroom sink.

And THEN your 6yr comes out of the bathroom after brushing her teeth... WOW neat mom I didn't know they had toothpaste that was strawberry flavored!!

talk about mortification!
(that actually DID happen to a friend)

Fixed that for you.

(sorry Red)

So funny Red!

My daughter caught my husband and I in bed, he was eating me out. She was in the shower and she NEVER gets out of the shower on her own. I left the door open a bit so we could hear her calling when she was finished.

She walked in while daddy was licking me and fucking me with my dildo. Luckily it was dark in the room so she didn't see the "tool" daddy was using.

I have a tool box for all my "tools" except for the vibe I use almost every night. It's not phallic shaped so I'm not too worried.

Kind of puts an emphasis on putting your "toys" where your daughter can't get to them, like a box with a padlock?

But, hey lesson learned, no?

Well, at least, this didn't happen...


That could've been something to explain to your daughter or company.

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Thats hilarious!!!