I wouldn't mind just one more inch and a bit of foreskin - other than that I love the way my penis looks. I've got great girth, beautiful mushroom head and it doesn't really curve.
I love my cock as it is, although I'm not too thrilled someone else made the decision to have me circumcised.
Perhaps if you’d experienced any of the problems most uncircumcised men do at one time or another you’d be grateful you were cut. I got circumcised over a decade ago so I can actually compare the two experiences and know what I’m talking about.
Circumcised men who whine about being circumcised are like rich kids who whine about being rich. And prompt just as much eye rolling from me.
“I don’t get to have foreskin abrasions! Waaah! I don’t get to have an inflamed foreskin! Waaah! I don’t get to have a burning sensation when I piss! Waaah! I don’t get to experience not being able to pull back my too tight foreskin for sex! Waaah! I don’t get to piss blood! Waaah! I don’t get to have smegma build-up no matter how much I clean myself! Waaah! I don’t get to tear my foreskin during sex! Waaah! I don’t get to have my pubic hair get caught in my foreskin! Waaah! I don’t get to be itchy down there! Waaah! I don’t get to have someone react with complete and utter disgust at the sight of my cock! Waaah! I don’t get to have a higher percentage rate likelihood of getting penile cancer! Waaah! I don’t get to say no to a really hot potential hook-up because my foreskin hurts! Waaah!”
Cry me a fucking river.
All this pouting and stomping of feet just because you didn’t get to decide to be circumcised or not? By any chance, did you get to decide whether or not to be born either? Are you going to take a shotgun to your sleeping parents over that one too?
What real world trauma (don’t pretend anesthesia isn’t used during circumcision in civilized countries) have you experienced in your life simply because you’re circumcised?
I’ll wait.
If you really hate being circumcised so much, go ahead and undergo foreskin restoration and quit your howling.
What I find really hilarious is when women go all anti-circ on everyone’s asses. Since when do women have cocks? How on earth are they in a position to know what feels good for a man during sex? The same women who wouldn’t know how to give a decent blowjob or handjob if their life depended on it. Ranting and raving about the importance of a piece of skin when they’ve had chunks of their own skin removed during their latest facelift. What about all the nerve endings severed from getting their fat thighs lipoed? Or from getting their saggy breasts reduced and lifted?
Where is the skin-is-God brigade then?
And where are they during the million or so abortions that happen every year in this country? Forget the itty bitty foreskin being thrown in the trash. What about WHOLE BABIES being thrown in the trash?
The anti-circ brigade also squeals about all these circ-related deaths that supposedly happen. I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that no man on Large Penis Support Group died because Mommy and Daddy had him circumcised.
Of course, if you did die during your circumcision, do let us know. We’d love to hear it.
FYI, no matter how much time you spend cleaning under your foreskin, there’s still going to be an odor. Even if it’s relatively minor and doesn’t kick in again until an hour after you step out of the shower. You just can’t smell it because you’re used to it. Just like smokers can’t smell smoke on themselves but every non-smoker can the moment they enter the room. Or people with halitosis or bad B.O.
When I was single, I knew plenty of uncircumcised men who kept telling me how clean they keep their cocks. Blah blah blah. Yeah yeah yeah. And every time I went down on them, I had to gag (and not because of their size). Their cocks smelled and tasted vile. So bad I’d rather give them a rimjob instead of a blowjob.
Another FYI: I’m not anti-non-circumcision. If you prefer being uncut, good for you. But I sure do get sick and tired of hearing circumcised “men” whine about their circumcision status at every opportunity. You’d think they’d had their cocks completely removed and replaced by a vagina the way they bitch and moan about it.
Some may suggest not reading those particular threads so I don’t have to read their drivel but that’s a bit hard to do considering they attempt to hijack virtually every thread on this site.
To answer the OP’s question, the only change I’d want is to not only be able to pre-cum but to pre-cum so much it’d ooze from the tip of my cock and reach the floor.
Unlike some, I don’t wish my parents dead over it though.
