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1) If you could be one fictional character who would you be? Sam Winchester 2) What's sexier, abs or guns? abs 3) If you could go on one talk show, which would it be?

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Old 2 Weeks Ago   #1 (permalink)
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20 pointless questions

1) If you could be one fictional character who would you be?
Sam Winchester

2) What's sexier, abs or guns?
abs

3) If you could go on one talk show, which would it be?
Ellen

4) If you could annihilate the existence of one song, which one?
Jesus Christ Superstar

5) Would you rather be bitten by a beaver or stung by a wasp?
beaver

6) Would you rather compete on Survivor or The Amazing Race?
Amazing Race

7) So...Gold or silver?
silver

8) Do you know what a rainbow party is?
Unfortunately.....

9) 5 week vacation, where are you going?
UK

10) Whopper or Big Mac
Big Mac

11) Have you ever yelled at a woman named Samantha?
not that I can remember

12) Baby is left on your doorstep....
all of a sudden baby ends up in trash can

13) Emmett Brown or the Nutty Professor?
Emmett Brown

14) Footloose or Flashdance
Footloose

15) Do you know who Kansas is?
Carry on my wayward son, don't you cry no more

16) Ever eat anything a normal human doesn't?
Ate a dried worm off the pavement once.

It was disgusting

17) Ever call 867-5309?
No

18) Ever wondered what happened to love potions 1-8?
yes

19) plural form of cul-de-sac?
culs-de-sac

20) Lorelai or Rory Gilmore
Lorelai
 
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[quote=GlaciersHollow;1449958]
1) If you could be one fictional character who would you be?
I don't recall ever wanting to be a fictional character.

2) What's sexier, abs or guns?
guns!

3) If you could go on one talk show, which would it be?
Letterman

4) If you could annihilate the existence of one song, which one?
Anything by Bjork

5) Would you rather be bitten by a beaver or stung by a wasp?
Stung by a Wasp. Have you seen a beaver up close? Those teeth are not just for show.

6) Would you rather compete on Survivor or The Amazing Race?
Amazing Race

7) So...Gold or silver?
Gold

8) Do you know what a rainbow party is?
No, I suppose I could google it but that would be lying. I am guessing it has something to do with gay culture like a 'circuit party.'

9) 5 week vacation, where are you going?
Italy

10) Whopper or Big Mac
Neither, I'm over 40 that stuff doesn't set well with me like when I was 20.

11) Have you ever yelled at a woman named Samantha?
No

12) Baby is left on your doorstep....
I notify the proper authorities; but secretly hope they let me keep the baby.

13) Emmett Brown or the Nutty Professor?
The Nutty Professor

14) Footloose or Flashdance
Footloose

15) Do you know who Kansas is?
Of course, I'm a child of the 70's.

16) Ever eat anything a normal human doesn't?
I like bacon and grape jelly sandwiches on white toast for breakfast.

17) Ever call 867-5309?
Yes

18) Ever wondered what happened to love potions 1-8?
No

19) plural form of cul-de-sac?
suburban hell

20) Lorelai or Rory Gilmore
I never watched the Gilmore Girls.

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1) If you could be one fictional character who would you be?
i would be a X-Men

2) What's sexier, abs or guns?
i think abs

3) If you could go on one talk show, which would it be?
i would go on "late night with conan o'brien" or "graham norton"

4) If you could annihilate the existence of one song, which one?
hmmm..... this is a tough one...

5) Would you rather be bitten by a beaver or stung by a wasp?
i'd rather be stung by a wasp because beavers have sharp teeth!

6) Would you rather compete on Survivor or The Amazing Race?
i wouldn't compete on either because i hate reality TV, except project runway!

7) So...Gold or silver?
i prefer silver.

8) Do you know what a rainbow party is?
no i don't but i'm going to look it up on urban dictionary after i finish this survery.

9) 5 week vacation, where are you going?
backpacking through europe

10) Whopper or Big Mac
ewww, neither!

11) Have you ever yelled at a woman named Samantha?
yes, i had a lesbian friend named samantha in high school.

12) Baby is left on your doorstep....
i would take the baby to a safe drop-off location like a fire dept. or hospital.

13) Emmett Brown or the Nutty Professor?
i have no idea who emmett brown is so i'll go with the nutty professor.

14) Footloose or Flashdance
footloose because kevin bacon is so awesome

15) Do you know who Kansas is?
omg duh!! "dust in the wind... all we are is dust in the wiiiiiiiiind..."

16) Ever eat anything a normal human doesn't?
well, i am asian afterall, and yes i've eaten some pretty weird stuff!

17) Ever call 867-5309?
no, jenny disconnected that number years ago.

18) Ever wondered what happened to love potions 1-8?
hmmm, not really.

19) plural form of cul-de-sac?
cul-de-sacs?

20) Lorelai or Rory Gilmore
neither, i'll take milo what's his face

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I can't be no one else.
 
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1) If you could be one fictional character who would you be?
Kevin from Dante's Cove

2) What's sexier, abs or guns?
abs

3) If you could go on one talk show, which would it be?
Ellen

4) If you could annihilate the existence of one song, which one?
the dawson's creek theme

5) Would you rather be bitten by a beaver or stung by a wasp?
stung by a wasp

6) Would you rather compete on Survivor or The Amazing Race?
I already competed on survivor.

7) So...Gold or silver?
silver

8) Do you know what a rainbow party is?
did one once

9) 5 week vacation, where are you going?
Tahiti

10) Whopper or Big Mac
Big Mac

11) Have you ever yelled at a woman named Samantha?
yeah

12) Baby is left on your doorstep....
see if it has a lightning shaped scar

13) Emmett Brown or the Nutty Professor?
Emmett Brown

14) Footloose or Flashdance
Footloose

15) Do you know who Kansas is?
yeah

16) Ever eat anything a normal human doesn't?
yup

17) Ever call 867-5309?
yeah, actually

18) Ever wondered what happened to love potions 1-8?
no

19) plural form of cul-de-sac?
culs-de-sac

20) Lorelai or Rory Gilmore
Rory
 
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If you could be one fictional character who would you be?
Sherlock Holmes

2) What's sexier, abs or guns?
abs

3) If you could go on one talk show, which would it be?
Ellen

4) If you could annihilate the existence of one song, which one?
Midnight At The Oasis

5) Would you rather be bitten by a beaver or stung by a wasp?
Wasp

6) Would you rather compete on Survivor or The Amazing Race?
Amazing Race

7) So...Gold or silver?
silver

8) Do you know what a rainbow party is?
Nope

9) 5 week vacation, where are you going?
Australia

10) Whopper or Big Mac
Big Mac

11) Have you ever yelled at a woman named Samantha?
Nope

12) Baby is left on your doorstep....
Welcome home

13) Emmett Brown or the Nutty Professor?
Neither

14) Footloose or Flashdance
Footloose

15) Do you know who Kansas is?
Saw them in concert. In KS.

16) Ever eat anything a normal human doesn't?
Never

17) Ever call 867-5309?
No

18) Ever wondered what happened to love potions 1-8?
No

19) plural form of cul-de-sac?
culs-de-sac, but it only occurred to me when I read the original answer

20) Lorelai or Rory Gilmore
Lorelai

 
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Here's a pointless question: Any one for hot big penis emails?
 
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1) If you could be one fictional character who would you be?
Flavien Bouchard (I just saw Dans une Galaxie près de chez vous!)

2) What's sexier, abs or guns?
abs

3) If you could go on one talk show, which would it be?
Ellen, she's so funny

4) If you could annihilate the existence of one song, which one?
Umbrella,I stopped going in a club when they kept playing it each 30 minutes

5) Would you rather be bitten by a beaver or stung by a wasp?
wasp

6) Would you rather compete on Survivor or The Amazing Race?
Amazing Race

7) So...Gold or silver?
silver

8) Do you know what a rainbow party is?
Not the slightest idea...

9) 5 week vacation, where are you going?
Italia

10) Whopper or Big Mac
Whopper...but I get a bit sick when I eat McDo so the choice is easy

11) Have you ever yelled at a woman named Samantha?
Yes

12) Baby is left on your doorstep....
I would want to keep him and raise him like my own!

13) Emmett Brown or the Nutty Professor?
Emmett Brown

14) Footloose or Flashdance
Too young...

15) Do you know who Kansas is?
Yeah! Carry on my wayward son (and no I didn't look at the OP, I really now them)

16) Ever eat anything a normal human doesn't?
No

17) Ever call 867-5309?
No, I don't know what it is...but I suppose it's a sex phone line

18) Ever wondered what happened to love potions 1-8?
No

19) plural form of cul-de-sac?
culs-de-sac (I speak french so...)

20) Lorelai or Rory Gilmore
Lorelai

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1) If you could be one fictional character who would you be?
Spiderman

2) What's sexier, abs or guns?
abs

3) If you could go on one talk show, which would it be?
Letterman

4) If you could annihilate the existence of one song, which one?
Drogostadinteï noumanouma noumayé

5) Would you rather be bitten by a beaver or stung by a wasp?
Bitten by a wasp

6) Would you rather compete on Survivor or The Amazing Race?
American Idol

7) So...Gold or silver?
silver

8) Do you know what a rainbow party is?
A gay orgy?

9) 5 week vacation, where are you going?
Ibiza or NYC

10) Whopper or Big Mac
Don't have burger king there so BigMac

11) Have you ever yelled at a woman named Samantha?
Yes actually

12) Baby is left on your doorstep....
I give it to the police

13) Emmett Brown or the Nutty Professor?
Don't know them

14) Footloose or Flashdance
Footloose

15) Do you know who Kansas is?
isn't it a state of the US? as a person no i don(t

16) Ever eat anything a normal human doesn't?
Frog legs and snails. really good with some garlic and a nice Bordeaux.

17) Ever call 867-5309?
No

18) Ever wondered what happened to love potions 1-8?
no

19) plural form of cul-de-sac?
Cul-de-sacs

20) Lorelai or Rory Gilmore
Don't know them
 
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1) If you could be one fictional character who would you be?
Juno

2) What's sexier, abs or guns?
abs are sexy; guns are hot

3) If you could go on one talk show, which would it be?
Ellen

4) If you could annihilate the existence of one song, which one?
Hot in Herrr

5) Would you rather be bitten by a beaver or stung by a wasp?
Wasp

6) Would you rather compete on Survivor or The Amazing Race?
Amazing Race

7) So...Gold or silver?
Gold

8) Do you know what a rainbow party is?
No

9) 5 week vacation, where are you going?
Brazil

10) Whopper or Big Mac
Big Mac

11) Have you ever yelled at a woman named Samantha?
Nope

12) Baby is left on your doorstep....
Call Angelina Jolie

13) Emmett Brown or the Nutty Professor?
Nutty

14) Footloose or Flashdance
Flashdance

15) Do you know who Kansas is?
Sure!

16) Ever eat anything a normal human doesn't?
I ate brains once in Istanbul

17) Ever call 867-5309?
No

18) Ever wondered what happened to love potions 1-8?
No

19) plural form of cul-de-sac?
culs-de-sac? I don't know really.

20) Lorelai or Rory Gilmore
Danny Bonaduce
 
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Hmmm, the OP, GlaciersHollow, was banned.
Sudden.

Rubi

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Quote:
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Hmmm, the OP, GlaciersHollow, was banned.
Sudden.

yeah...i noticed that, as well.....and one of his posts from yesterday...
"My Dick" has completely disappeared from the site!

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yeah...i noticed that, as well.....and one of his posts from yesterday...
"My Dick" has completely disappeared from the site!

Maybe he was underage.
 
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Quote:
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Maybe he was underage.
You are hot Monster.
 
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Quote:
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Hmmm, the OP, GlaciersHollow, was banned.
Sudden.
wow when did this happen? didn't he just join?

I need to be myself.
I can't be no one else.
 
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Quote:
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You are hot Monster.

Thank you bud.
 


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