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Originally Posted by bbristow 1) If you could be one fictional character who would you be? Sam Winchester ooops.. i just copied and pasted, and forgot to change the answer to this one... Michael Vaughn

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Old 5 Days Ago   #46 (permalink)
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1) If you could be one fictional character who would you be?
Sam Winchester
ooops.. i just copied and pasted, and forgot to change the answer to this one...
Michael Vaughn from Alias (so I get to do things Jennifer Garner )
 
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1) If you could be one fictional character who would you be?
ender wiggin

2) What's sexier, abs or guns?
abs

3) If you could go on one talk show, which would it be?
none.. i hate them all

4) If you could annihilate the existence of one song, which one?
crank that

5) Would you rather be bitten by a beaver or stung by a wasp?
wasp... as long as a hospital is clse by

6) Would you rather compete on Survivor or The Amazing Race?
Amazing Race

7) So...Gold or silver?
platinum

8) Do you know what a rainbow party is?
no clue

9) 5 week vacation, where are you going?
anywhere far away from school with awesome places to relax

10) Whopper or Big Mac
whopper..... i once spent 2 days eatin nothing but mcdonalds... and not by choice!!

11) Have you ever yelled at a woman named Samantha?
no... but i yelled at my boss once

12) Baby is left on your doorstep....
i call by friends and tell them next time to just ask me to babysit

13) Emmett Brown or the Nutty Professor?
who the freak is Emmett Brown

14) Footloose or Flashdance
Footloose... kevin bacon is hot!!

15) Do you know who Kansas is?
wtf!?
16) Ever eat anything a normal human doesn't?
does the food from my job count?? (i work at a college cafeteria)



17) Ever call 867-5309?
No

18) Ever wondered what happened to love potions 1-8?
no... but i wander who thought of the idea for highlander 2.. cuz that movie was crap

19) plural form of cul-de-sac?
who knows

20) Lorelai or Rory Gilmore
who the freak are these winches???
 
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1) If you could be one fictional character who would you be?

batman

2) What's sexier, abs or guns?

legs

3) If you could go on one talk show, which would it be?


montel williams. he was the man


4) If you could annihilate the existence of one song, which one?

g-l-a-m-o-r-ou-s

5) Would you rather be bitten by a beaver or stung by a wasp?

wasp

6) Would you rather compete on Survivor or The Amazing Race?

survivor

7) So...Gold or silver?

gold

8) Do you know what a rainbow party is?

nope

9) 5 week vacation, where are you going?

paris, athens, rome, tokyo, toronto, monte carlo, venice, most of the aegean islands

10) Whopper or Big Mac

neither, that shit is slack

11) Have you ever yelled at a woman named Samantha?

no but i fucked one

12) Baby is left on your doorstep....

call police

13) Emmett Brown or the Nutty Professor?

sherman klump of course. oh hercules hercules!!!!!

14) Footloose or Flashdance

flash dance

15) Do you know who Kansas is?

the band right?

16) Ever eat anything a normal human doesn't?

nope



17) Ever call 867-5309?

nope

18) Ever wondered what happened to love potions 1-8?

no. but sandra bullock is FOINE!!!!!!!!!

19) plural form of cul-de-sac?

wouldnt 2 cul-de-sacs make a circle?

20) Lorelai or Rory Gilmore

definately lorelai. its somethin about women with long legs

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1) If you could be one fictional character who would you be?
George W Bush (just b/c he thinks the economic policy that dug us in to the evidence needed to make tax cuts permanent).

2) What's sexier, abs or guns?
abs

3) If you could go on one talk show, which would it be?
Henry Rollins (he would deride me for having a shitty reading list).

4) If you could annihilate the existence of one song, which one?
The electric slide.

5) Would you rather be bitten by a beaver or stung by a wasp?
What the? I guess stung by a wasp.

6) Would you rather compete on Survivor or The Amazing Race?
Amazing Race

7) So...Gold or silver?
silver

8) Do you know what a rainbow party is?
This?

9) 5 week vacation, where are you going?
I'd back-pack across parts of Europe I didn't get the last time.

10) Whopper or Big Mac
Big Mac

11) Have you ever yelled at a woman named Samantha?
no

12) Baby is left on your doorstep....
I can adopt it?

13) Emmett Brown or the Nutty Professor?
Nutty Professor.

14) Footloose or Flashdance
Footloose (Kevin Bacon was the shit)

15) Do you know who Kansas is?
unfortunately.

16) Ever eat anything a normal human doesn't?
yes - when I cleanse. I do the lemonade/cyanne pepper concotion.


17) Ever call 867-5309?
No

18) Ever wondered what happened to love potions 1-8?
bottled and overpriced as some high end perfume.

19) plural form of cul-de-sac?
ball-sac?

20) Lorelai or Rory Gilmore
that show sucks.
 
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1) If you could be one fictional character who would you be?
Dawn Davenport

2) What's sexier, abs or guns?
abs

3) If you could go on one talk show, which would it be?
Tyra

4) If you could annihilate the existence of one song, which one?
Jingle Bells

5) Would you rather be bitten by a beaver or stung by a wasp?
Wasp

6) Would you rather compete on Survivor or The Amazing Race?
Survivor

7) So...Gold or silver?
Gold

8) Do you know what a rainbow party is?
Yes...

9) 5 week vacation, where are you going?
Nepal

10) Whopper or Big Mac
Big Mac

11) Have you ever yelled at a woman named Samantha?
I don't understand the question

12) Baby is left on your doorstep....
Bring it to the hospital

13) Emmett Brown or the Nutty Professor?
Nutty Professor

14) Footloose or Flashdance
Footloose

15) Do you know who Kansas is?
Carry on my wayward son, don't you cry no more

16) Ever eat anything a normal human doesn't?
Water Buffalo Dumplings

They were delicious

17) Ever call 867-5309?
No

18) Ever wondered what happened to love potions 1-8?
no

19) plural form of cul-de-sac?
culs-de-sac

20) Lorelai or Rory Gilmore
I have no idea

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1) If you could be one fictional character who would you be?Steve Carella from the Ed McBain 87th Precinct novels (maybe I could get to have a threesome with him and his wife Teddy).


2) What's sexier, abs or guns?
A handsome man with good abs holding a gun.

3) If you could go on one talk show, which would it be?
I have a thing for that cooking gal Rachael Ray.

4) If you could annihilate the existence of one song, which one?
My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion

5) Would you rather be bitten by a beaver or stung by a wasp?
Wasp sting, please.

6) Would you rather compete on Survivor or The Amazing Race?
I'd rather pull my pubic hairs out through my nostirls than appear on either.

7) So...Gold or silver?
Silver

8) Do you know what a rainbow party is?
Nope. (well, I didn't before reading the responses here)

9) 5 week vacation, where are you going?
Ulan Bator and other areas of Mongolia.

10) Whopper or Big Mac
Whopper.
YouTube - 1976 Burger King Have It Your Way commercial
11) Have you ever yelled at a woman named Samantha?
Only known 2 and never yelled at either.

12) Baby is left on your doorstep....
Call a neighbor and then social services.

13) Emmett Brown or the Nutty Professor?
Neither.

14) Footloose or Flashdance
Flashdance.

15) Do you know who Kansas is?
A so-so group from years ago,

16) Ever eat anything a normal human doesn't?
Perhaps.


17) Ever call 867-5309?
No, nor have I called Beechwood4-5789 (...and my number is Beechwood4-5789, you can call me up and have a date any old time)YouTube - Marvelettes - Beechwood 4-5789 (1962)

18) Ever wondered what happened to love potions 1-8?
Not really.

19) plural form of cul-de-sac?
Dead end streets.

20) Lorelai or Rory Gilmore
Lorelai

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