20 pointless questions

Monster

Haha!


(j/k, monst ... sorta)[/quote]

Monster

Yes, I am,

senor rubirosa

Would you go for, oh, 82.7% Straight, 17.3 Gay?
Sounds about right to me, but I've never had a ticket to ride ...

Rubi

____________________
"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test." George W Bush, Townsend, Tennessee, 21st February 2001

"Any post you make remains infinitely preferable to a mouthful of urine." Alex8 in complimentary mode to the Rubester, Baden-Wuerttemberg, 18th July, 2007

Monster

Anything you want Senor.

Stretch

About being outted as, well, not exactly what he claims?...Again???. lol...one would hope so, for his long term health situation, and for that matter the short term health status of this thread also

senor rubirosa

My gawwwwd, my gawwwwd.
I'm going to consult with my insurance agent.
Get back to you.

You can see he's not troubled by this, Stretch.
This isn't about pics ... just about the self-willed caprice of his polymorphously perverse willy.

Rubi

____________________
"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test." George W Bush, Townsend, Tennessee, 21st February 2001

"Any post you make remains infinitely preferable to a mouthful of urine." Alex8 in complimentary mode to the Rubester, Baden-Wuerttemberg, 18th July, 2007

Monster

[quote=senor rubirosa;1451828]My gawwwwd, my gawwwwd.
I'm going to consult with my insurance agent.
Get back to you.

I'll be waiting with baited breath.



You can see he's not troubled by this.

Nope, Im not

Stretch

LOL...very nicely stated Rubi. I'm sure that flew well over the radar. Hope you don't mind if I jot that one down

senor rubirosa

My insurance agent?
Well, he doesn't know the risk of a closed-casket funeral.

Rubi

____________________
"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test." George W Bush, Townsend, Tennessee, 21st February 2001

"Any post you make remains infinitely preferable to a mouthful of urine." Alex8 in complimentary mode to the Rubester, Baden-Wuerttemberg, 18th July, 2007

senor rubirosa

Be my guest, Stretch.

And Monst, I'm going to bed now ... perchance to dream.

Rubi

____________________
"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test." George W Bush, Townsend, Tennessee, 21st February 2001

"Any post you make remains infinitely preferable to a mouthful of urine." Alex8 in complimentary mode to the Rubester, Baden-Wuerttemberg, 18th July, 2007

Monster

LOL, Im done here Senor, this thread just took a bad turn, good night, sweet dreams

husky14620

1) If you could be one fictional character who would you be?
Arwen Evenstar, so I could get laid by Strider/Aragorn/Elessar.

2) What's sexier, abs or guns?
abs, though a shapely ass is sexier

3) If you could go on one talk show, which would it be?
Graham Norton

4) If you could annihilate the existence of one song, which one?
Jenny by Tommy Tutone

5) Would you rather be bitten by a beaver or stung by a wasp?
wasp. I avoid beaver, pussy and fish, after all, I am Gay...

6) Would you rather compete on Survivor or The Amazing Race?
Race. Fat and gay has already been done on Survivor :-P

7) So...Gold or silver?
gold, preferable kugerands

8) Do you know what a rainbow party is?
I assume you don't mean Jesse Jackson's version...

9) 5 week vacation, where are you going?
Germany, I love big butch blonds... though some of the women frighten me. :-)

10) Whopper or Big Mac
Big Mac

11) Have you ever yelled at a woman named Samantha?
no

12) Baby is left on your doorstep....
Check the video tape...

13) Emmett Brown or the Nutty Professor?
Professor Brown, he could introduce me to Marty...

14) Footloose or Flashdance
Footloose, can I meet Kevin too?

15) Do you know who Kansas is?
Yes, and I still don't like them

16) Ever eat anything a normal human doesn't?
MYOB

17) Ever call 867-5309?
No, and now that damn song is stuck in my head!

18) Ever wondered what happened to love potions 1-8?
yes

19) plural form of cul-de-sac?
I knew this before seeing the originals. Culs-de-sac, same as Mothers in law.

20) Lorelai or Rory Gilmore
Lorelai's hot diner boyfriend.

bbristow

hehe this is fun...

1) If you could be one fictional character who would you be?
Sam Winchester

2) What's sexier, abs or guns?
abs

3) If you could go on one talk show, which would it be?
i'd go on Ellen.. kah!

4) If you could annihilate the existence of one song, which one?
Touch My Body

5) Would you rather be bitten by a beaver or stung by a wasp?
beaver

6) Would you rather compete on Survivor or The Amazing Race?
Amazing Race... at least i probably won't have to de-worm myself after it's done.

7) So...Gold or silver?
silver

8) Do you know what a rainbow party is?
no.. anyone care to explain?

9) 5 week vacation, where are you going?
NY or London or Paris, on a shopping spree preferably...

10) Whopper or Big Mac
Whopper (no mayo and tomatoes please!)

11) Have you ever yelled at a woman named Samantha?
nope

12) Baby is left on your doorstep....
leave it on another doorstep, i'm in no mood for crying babies..

13) Emmett Brown or the Nutty Professor?
none of the above

14) Footloose or Flashdance
Flashdance, coz of the L Word!!!!!

15) Do you know who Kansas is?
probably.......

16) Ever eat anything a normal human doesn't?
i wouldn't even dare.

17) Ever call 867-5309?
no, i don't live in the US

18) Ever wondered what happened to love potions 1-8?
don't even know who/what they are/this is.

19) plural form of cul-de-sac?
Cul-de-sacs?!?

20) Lorelai or Rory Gilmore
Lorelai!!!!!!! have had the hots for her since the very beginning

hotbtminla

Exit, pursued by a bear. - Stage direction from "The Winter's Tale" by William Shakespeare

About_Average

1) If you could be one fictional character who would you be?
Either Samus Aron from Metroid or Ash Ketchum from Pokemon.

2) What's sexier, abs or guns?
I actually like my guy chubby, so neither.

3) If you could go on one talk show, which would it be?
Maury. Never had sex with a girl, so I can't be the baby's father.

4) If you could annihilate the existence of one song, which one?
Pick any Limp Bizkit song from a hat. They all suck.

5) Would you rather be bitten by a beaver or stung by a wasp?
I know it's the foolish answer, but I'll take the beaver. Stinging insects scare me.

6) Would you rather compete on Survivor or The Amazing Race?
I'd rather stay home and jerk off, but if I have to, Amazing Race.

7) So...Gold or silver?
White gold.

8) Do you know what a rainbow party is?
Doesn't lipstick come off so easily on cock?

9) 5 week vacation, where are you going?
A mental institution.

10) Whopper or Big Mac
I'm a vegetarian.

11) Have you ever yelled at a woman named Samantha?
Unless you count my now-deceased dog [RIP], then no.

12) Baby is left on your doorstep....
I've always thought about adopting. This would let me skip paperwork and the difficulties concerning homosexuals trying to adopt.

13) Emmett Brown or the Nutty Professor?
Anyone who works with Flux Capaciters.

14) Footloose or Flashdance
Saturday Night Fever

15) Do you know who Kansas is?
They don't make prog rock bands like that anymore.

16) Ever eat anything a normal human doesn't?
Thorazine

17) Ever call 867-5309?
Nope

18) Ever wondered what happened to love potions 1-8?
I don't wonder, cuz I know.

19) plural form of cul-de-sac?
"No, I'm not asking for directions. I know where I'm going!"

20) Lorelai or Rory Gilmore
Lorelai.