20 pointless questions

senor rubirosa

Seems the likeliest reason. Nothing offensive that I saw in any of his posts.
(Monst, you won't tell anyone that I'm 16, I hope?)

Joined in March, fairly recently.
I kind of liked him, not that there was yet a whole lot to go on.
But he seemed fairly clever and fun-lovin'.

Rubi

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tvilleguy70

1) If you could be one fictional character who would you be?
The Invisible Man

2) What's sexier, abs or guns?
abs

3) If you could go on one talk show, which would it be?
SPRINGER

4) If you could annihilate the existence of one song, which one?
Hit Me Baby One More Time....and actually, I'd like to annihilate Britney, altogether

5) Would you rather be bitten by a beaver or stung by a wasp?
beaver

6) Would you rather compete on Survivor or The Amazing Race?
Amazing Race

7) So...Gold or silver?
silver

8) Do you know what a rainbow party is?
Ugh....that's all I have to say!

9) 5 week vacation, where are you going?
Europe.....

10) Whopper or Big Mac
Big Mac

11) Have you ever yelled at a woman named Samantha?
does my former step-daughter count?

12) Baby is left on your doorstep....
OMG.....take it to the orphanage!

13) Emmett Brown or the Nutty Professor?
Nutty Prof!

14) Footloose or Flashdance
Footloose...Kevin was SO friggin hot

15) Do you know who Kansas is?
Hmmmm...isn't that where Dorothy and Toto came from? LOL....just kidding....

16) Ever eat anything a normal human doesn't?
Ate a lot of paste as a child....bugs...dirt.....Hmmmmmm...and a lot of cum as an adult....LOL

17) Ever call 867-5309?
Yeah....i think that bitch, Jenny, gave me the wrong fuckin phone #!!!!

18) Ever wondered what happened to love potions 1-8?
fuck that...who needs love when there is so much meaningless sex to be had?

19) plural form of cul-de-sac?
ah, hell....just another damn dead end street!

20) Lorelai or Rory Gilmore
neither....i hate that damn show

Words of Wisdom: If his cock smells like fish, don't suck it!

2nd Words of Wisdom: Never make someone a priority in your life when you are merely an option in theirs.....




ahh, but for the love of a man who doesn't love you back........DAMMIT

http://www.myspace.com/1hairguy

lorne

1) If you could be one fictional character who would you be?
Superman

2) What's sexier, abs or guns?
abs

3) If you could go on one talk show, which would it be?
Im going to say colbert report since there is an interview portion

4) If you could annihilate the existence of one song, which one?
Butterfly -by crazy... cant remember they suck that much

5) Would you rather be bitten by a beaver or stung by a wasp?
wasp

6) Would you rather compete on Survivor or The Amazing Race?
Race

7) So...Gold or silver?
gold

8) Do you know what a rainbow party is?
May but going to go with no

9) 5 week vacation, where are you going?
UK

10) Whopper or Big Mac
Big Mac

11) Have you ever yelled at a woman named Samantha?
woman no dude named sam yes

12) Baby is left on your doorstep....
Run to neighbor ring his and bolt

13) Emmett Brown or the Nutty Professor?
neither

14) Footloose or Flashdance
Flash

15) Do you know who Kansas is?
I scored a 100 000 points

16) Ever eat anything a normal human doesn't?
snake?

17) Ever call 867-5309?
No

18) Ever wondered what happened to love potions 1-8?
no

19) plural form of cul-de-sac?
bunch of sacs

20) Lorelai or Rory Gilmore
Lorelai

P.s. we got dicks like jesus.

age 24
height 6'2'' weight 140lbs
Soft: 6" long 4"around Hard 8.5" long 5.5" around

Monster

[quote=senor rubirosa;1451730]Seems the likeliest reason. Nothing offensive that I saw in any of his posts.
(Monst, you won't tell anyone that I'm 16, I hope?)



haha, Im 16 also.

He did look young when the pic was finally posted,maybe he was banned because he didnt explain the rules of his game, LOL

BadBoyCrammy27

he was 22, it said in his profile. I followed the post, never got to see the pic, fell asleep before it was posted. I'm wondering what happened.

tvilleguy70

[quote=Monster;1451741]



haha, Im 16 also.

^^^^^^ monster is a 16 yr old that i'd go to prison over........

Words of Wisdom: If his cock smells like fish, don't suck it!

2nd Words of Wisdom: Never make someone a priority in your life when you are merely an option in theirs.....




ahh, but for the love of a man who doesn't love you back........DAMMIT

http://www.myspace.com/1hairguy

Monster

[quote=tvilleguy70;1451746]Shhhhhhh, I'll get banned

BadBoyCrammy27

If you look at the beginning of this thread at glaciers post it says age 22.

senor rubirosa

Well, there's often an extraordinary exercise of imagination.

Monster
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: calif no profile=no response
Age: 28
Gender: Male
90% Straight, 10% Gay
Posts: 3,614

See what I mean, BadBoy?
Oy vey!
(j/k, monst ... sorta)

Rubi

____________________
"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test." George W Bush, Townsend, Tennessee, 21st February 2001

"Any post you make remains infinitely preferable to a mouthful of urine." Alex8 in complimentary mode to the Rubester, Baden-Wuerttemberg, 18th July, 2007

invisibleman

1) If you could be one fictional character who would you be?

Neo from THE MATRIX movies.

2) What's sexier, abs or guns?

Real shoot 'em up guns.


3) If you could go on one talk show, which would it be?

Coast-to-Coast AM with George Noory.


4) If you could annihilate the existence of one song, which one?

?rince's PFUNK song. The day he decided to showcase that one I became an ex-?rince fan.



5) Would you rather be bitten by a beaver or stung by a wasp?

Wasp sting.

6) Would you rather compete on Survivor or The Amazing Race?

The Amazing Race.


7) So...Gold or silver?

Gold.


8) Do you know what a rainbow party is?

Yeah. It is a party where you have a bunch of gay guys eating SKITTLES candies and Neapolitan ice cream dissing the local jaded queens. And then we critique straight porn. Calling the stud, "Princess Barbie" and the box cover starlet, "Florence Henderson".

Example: "Luis, this is a FAB-U-LOUS Rainbow party.
Okay, you beyotches put in SEYMOUR BUTTS ANAL RETENTIVE WHORES. (Luis puts in the DVD and the porn begins.)

"Oh, noooooooooo. Princess Barbie is weeweeing in Florence Henderson's choco trunk. Oh, no--he din't. Exsqueeze me. THAT is NOSTY."


9) 5 week vacation, where are you going?

Australia. Taking pictures. Videotaping everything.


10) Whopper or Big Mac?

GET ME A DOUBLE MITT WHOPPAH!!!!

11) Have you ever yelled at a woman named Samantha?

No, but I wanna yell at Ann Coulter.


12) Baby is left on your doorstep...

...and I am calling Child Protective Services. Who left this baby on my friggin' doorstep?


13) Emmett Brown or the Nutty Professor?

The Nutty Professor.


14) Footloose or Flashdance

Flashdance.


15) Do you know who Kansas is?

It is a rock band.


16) Ever eat anything a normal human doesn't?

Frozen gummy bears.



17) Ever call 867-5309?

Fuck Jenny. That is Forrest Gump's beyotch.


18) Ever wondered what happened to love potions 1-8?

They have their uses.


19) plural form of cul-de-sac?

Culs-de-sac


20) Lorelai or Rory Gilmore

Rory.

BadBoyCrammy27

I Do, did you save the pic of him nude. i wanna see.

tvilleguy70

hey, i believe him.....ROFLMFGAO!!!!!!

Words of Wisdom: If his cock smells like fish, don't suck it!

2nd Words of Wisdom: Never make someone a priority in your life when you are merely an option in theirs.....




ahh, but for the love of a man who doesn't love you back........DAMMIT

http://www.myspace.com/1hairguy

Stretch

lol...Are you trying to get this thread closed Rubi?

tvilleguy70

[quote=Stretch;1451793]

^^^OMG....woof....YUM.....FUCK!!!!!!!!!

Words of Wisdom: If his cock smells like fish, don't suck it!

2nd Words of Wisdom: Never make someone a priority in your life when you are merely an option in theirs.....




ahh, but for the love of a man who doesn't love you back........DAMMIT

http://www.myspace.com/1hairguy

senor rubirosa

Oh, I think Monster is quite good-humoured about this.
Hope he is.

Rubi

____________________
"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test." George W Bush, Townsend, Tennessee, 21st February 2001

"Any post you make remains infinitely preferable to a mouthful of urine." Alex8 in complimentary mode to the Rubester, Baden-Wuerttemberg, 18th July, 2007