I know for a fact that yes indeed it does exist. Now, how do I know this, you may be asking yourself. Well, I'll tell you-several years ago while watching an episode of the television program All In The Family, the guest star of the episode, Charles Durning, commented to Archie Bunker (portrayed by the late Carroll O'Connor) about enjoying a footlong. Then again, he was talking about a Hebrew National (or was it a Ball Park?) hot dog. Charles Durning being a known homosexual (at least in my lusting mind) knew these things. But, the point is, it was alleged to be a footlong. So yes, they do exist. |