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During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we

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Old 04-29-2008   #1 (permalink)
njqt466 is offline
Mental Asylum


During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we
offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.

" No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"


ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?
 
Old 04-29-2008   #2 (permalink)
SpeedoMike is offline

do they accept Medicare??
 
Old 04-29-2008   #3 (permalink)
Charles Finn is offline

been there done that
had a bad break down in 1982 and spent almost a year in a mental ward but i am feeling much better now
 
Old 04-29-2008   #4 (permalink)
Catchoftheday is online now

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ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?
I want the bed next to yours, or even better I could share yours
 
Old 04-29-2008   #5 (permalink)
MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK is offline

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During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.

" No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"


ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?


Heh. Good there, NJQT. But I want the one next to you.
 
Old 04-29-2008   #6 (permalink)
yngjock20 is offline

Haaaa...that's good.
 
Old 04-30-2008   #7 (permalink)
njqt466 is offline

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been there done that
had a bad break down in 1982 and spent almost a year in a mental ward but i am feeling much better now
I'm glad you are better now. I like your posts.

I hope this joke didn't offend you.

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I want the bed next to yours, or even better I could share yours
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Heh. Good there, NJQT. But I want the one next to you.
We are gonna need a king size bed.
 
Old 04-30-2008   #8 (permalink)
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We are gonna need a king size bed.
Yeah, and for that matter, one with good springs and mattress.
 

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