world peace or your peice?

so god appears before you he offeres you 1 of 3 choices.

option a:
your penis is shrunk down to 1/8 of its size, but in return, gods grants everlasting peace upon the world.

option b:
god gives you the ability to control the size of your penis. you can be as big as you want to be when limp or erect. the size of your penis is fully at your control. however, god unleashes a new tyrant on the earth.

option c:
god give man the knowledge to cure any desease and longer life spans, but from now on, you can only get an erection so long as you never lie. each time you do lie you will experiance a higher level fo erectile dysfunction until yu can no longer get erect at all, and a new uncurable desease emerges.

which do you choose?

A.

or

D. kick god in the balls and force him to give you the penis control and everlasting world peace.

(joking)

D) God gets Joe Flanigan and Ben Browder to leave their wives & hook up with me as daily fuckbuds for life, BUT
in return closes the gates of Heaven, so everybody burns in lucifer's cellar for all eternity.

{ponders this} Ummm - sorry folks - but You're all screwed.

The Catholic in me would like to point out that traditionally Satan is the one who gives these sorts of deals out.

I'd give him a better deal. Offer him rico's dick (it's nicer than mine anyway). Take the world peace and run off with numbers123!

A.

If I was responsible for god granting world peace, I would be getting laid left and right, regardless of penis size.

But it would still suck pretty bad.

As for C, there are a lot of assholes in the world that don't need to stay out there welcome and go on living longer.

A, obviously.

Besides the fact that I'm all about world peace, B is just selfish and would do little to no good, seeing as to how this new tyrant would likely mean certain doom for all...and C has it's perks, but A is just better, all around (and, I like to lie to get me out of certain sticky situations. ;] ).

So you're telling me God's a man? Now, I find it hard to believe that as a man he'd be so cruel and heartless as to make me suffer the indignities of such a tiny wee worm.

What kind of tyrant are talking about really?

I mean, if it's, like, Hitler or somebody I would feel bad.

But if it's Godzilla that would be kinda cool.

Damn...I get screwed in this deal and I don't think I like it...hmmmmm

I don't think I could live in peace without Rico.

or his dick

Damn... foiled again.

God isn't a genie?

Don't you worry Papi....no one will ever screw you (except me of course)