Originally Posted by wants2bebigger
world peace or your piece?
So, God appears before you and he offers you 1 of 3 choices:
a) Your penis is shrunk down to 1/8 of its size, but in
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So, God appears before you and he offers you 1 of 3 choices:
a) Your penis is shrunk down to 1/8 of its size, but in return, God grants everlasting peace upon the world.
b) God gives you the ability to control the size of your penis. You can be as big as you want to be when limp or erect. The size of your penis is fully at your control. However, god unleashes a new tyrant on the earth.
c) God give man the knowledge to cure any disease and longer life spans, but from now on, you can only get an erection so long as you never lie. Each time you do lie you will experience a higher level of erectile dysfunction until you can no longer get erect at all, and a new uncurable disease emerges.
Which do you choose?
Well, I would tell God to let me know when option d) is available. Option D is: the entire reset button. No war. No prejudice. No anger. I want to be able to love again. I want my life back. I want to be happy again.
Otherwise, I would tell Him that needs better options for an entity that made the world in six days and rested on the seventh. He is the one who slept with someone else's wife and conceived Jesus (?). Joseph was Mary's husband. Why was God sleeping with her? I wonder who is God sleeping with these days? Man, God is lucky...He has all of the cards.
I worry for the peace in the world but i worry more for the peace in this house.
