what was your parents word for the penis?

So what did Mom and Dad call it?

My mother called it something so fucking stupid I cringe when I think of it.

She would call it the 'bird'! I tore her a new ass when she tried to use that term with my sons, lol.

Lets hear your Momma's name for your (or others) little (or not so little) thingys. Hehe.

Doodad.

She always referred to it as "the privates"..

Nothing really. My dad has a friend that call the lining in bathing suits a "wicker basket". This got back to my mom and she died laughing, so we all startd referring to the penis as a wicker.

Mr. Snakey

they called it a weewee, and my dad called it a cock, sometimes a pecker

John Thomas >.> Parents do live to embarass their kids

ding-dong!

my dad calls it either a

Talliwacker
or
Roobagoober

my mom says

Popeye
or sometimes she'll refer to it as "that thing"

i cant remember when i was real real tyoung..
but i remember my mom and dad always saying to me b efore i went in the shower

"make sure you pull your foreskin back and wash behind it"

lol

my parents used to call it a peetum. don't know what the hell that is or where they came up with the name, but i hated it, and had a chat with my dad when i was in my early teens and asked him to call it penis, cock, dick, weiner, etc.....just anything besides peetum

My dad and mom both used the term peepee when I was real young. Then at about age 9 or 10, my dad started calling it my pecker. Mom still used peepee for a while, then stopped referring to it altogether when she caught me jackin' in my room about age 11. She told my dad, of course, and he started calling it my dick soon after. From then on, anything about sex was deferred to Dad.

Mom: peepee

Dad: pecker or dick

another peepee here

Ugh...this is so embarrasing...

My brothers and sister and I called it a "thing."

My sister's son (my nephew) called it a "thingabobby."

For what it's worth, this nephew always goes commando.

Please forgive us.