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My parents were always very "proper". Except when it came to naming my dick. My parents always referred to as "your junk"..... as in "your junk looks like you haven't done anything with it for

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Old 04-28-2008   #16 (permalink)
SeeDickRun is offline

My parents were always very "proper". Except when it came to naming my dick.

My parents always referred to as "your junk"..... as in "your junk looks like you haven't done anything with it for a while. Why don't you go to your room and make it go down." The first time my mother told me to do that I almost died laughing at her.

My father told me one time "your junk looks like it's out of control. Try putting on some underwear so it doesn't look like it wants the world to see it."

I still remember these "kind" words from my parents, all these many years later.
 
Old 04-28-2008   #17 (permalink)
uncut1234 is offline

your mom checks out your cock... notices your boner and tells you to go to your room and jerk off? ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

child protective services ....anyone know the number?
 
Old 04-29-2008   #18 (permalink)
yngjock20 is offline

My parents called it a "Touture." That's how I assumed it was spelled since it's not a real word.

It could be "toochur" or "toocher" or "toutcher"...but that's the word.

The ass was called a "po-po."
 
Old 04-29-2008   #19 (permalink)
Artful Dodger is offline

It was my willy during my childhood.
 

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