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Semen as a Face Cream?

Is this healthy? I have done this before and have a strange afterglow sensation

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Old 04-27-2008   #1 (permalink)
Bigboy8inch is offline
Semen as a Face Cream?

Is this healthy? I have done this before and have a strange afterglow sensation
 
Old 04-28-2008   #2 (permalink)
bigboy7 is offline

your or someone else's semen? curious.
 
Old 04-28-2008   #3 (permalink)
The Greek Dude is offline
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lol I never thought the term "facial" was taken so literally.
 
Old 04-28-2008   #4 (permalink)
Snozzle is offline

Apparently semen tightens the skin, so it's good against wrinkles. That's why, or so it's said, Mae West would invite whole football teams to "come up and see me some time".
 
Old 04-28-2008   #5 (permalink)
Lee_M is online now

Apparently it works for some but not for others

Viceland - CUM VS MOISTURIZER - Vice Settles the Score!
 
Old 04-28-2008   #6 (permalink)
Rugbypup is offline

That... is... so... rough!
 
Old 04-28-2008   #7 (permalink)
SyddyKitty is offline

Semen Oil! XD
 
Old 04-28-2008   #8 (permalink)
Gillette is offline
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The tingling sensation is likely due to the fact cum contains live semen swimming about looking for an egg to fertilize. After I've given head I swear I can feel the little buggers dancing around my tastebuds.

I've never tried it as a face cream but I can see how it might work as a cleanser. The swimming/penetration action that sperm exhibit could dig into the pores loosening dirt or other impurities. I would suggest if you're going to use it this way that you wash it off before it dries as dried sperm will clog your pores just as badly as any other caked on substance would.
 
Old 04-28-2008   #9 (permalink)
invisibleman is offline

I use Noxzema cleansing cream as shaving cream and face cleanser. It works for me.

Cum as a face cream is really raunchy. How bukkakesque. Very Joe Gage. Ugh!!!

Will use Noxzema over cum any time.
 
Old 04-28-2008   #10 (permalink)
komodoman is offline

Your face would probably smell like the worst fishmarket!
 
Old 04-28-2008   #11 (permalink)
Lake001 is offline

Speaking of cream, I was wondering about the KY jelly, I didn't find any detailed reviews of it, what do you people think of it, an enhancer, and warming?
 

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