What do you think of going to the strip club?
I found it interesting at first, but also found that it varied greatly from club to club. Some were very strict, and others got
me felt up by the dancer. Actually got a HJ in one, which was really surprising, but it also spoiled me for any other experience, and I lost interest.
Do you ever go up to the stage and spend cash?
Sometimes, yes. I preferred lap dances.
What type of dancers are you drawn to?
Dancers that don't look bored and don't move too quickly. Creativity & humor are good, too -- I saw one that came out in a blue & white cheerleader outfit with sequined "C"s on the bra cups; at one point, she got up on a table, laid on her back, and pulled out a Cookie Monster hand puppet, which she "lip"-synced to the song "C Is For Cookie" and had Cookie nom-nom-nom on her G-string.
Do you ever get lap dances?
Yup, I did. The interesting thing is that my first two lap dances were from women with two different body types -- the first was a little thicker, and the second was nearly model-thin. I quickly discovered that I liked the feeling of the squishy ass more than a bony one.
Do you know anyone who dances or used to dance?
Hmm -- I don't think that I do. The only "maybe" I can think of would be a soon-to-be-married woman I've met through some car meets.
Anyway --
I played in a bar band during college, and we set up a regular monthly gig at the topless bar in town. We kinda got to know several of the dancers that came through, and some were more professional than others (one liked to drink, and another did the "C IS For Cookie" routine). There was one who had been touring for a couple years as a Budweiser Girl, including a trip to Japan, and was saving up money for grad school. She said that she couldn't stand dancing in Japan because she had to get
really raunchy just to even be noticed. The next night, we came a bit early to watch her show, and she had a moment where she was sitting perched on her heels, knees apart, and was holding her arms like a basketball hoop while some guys tossed money through the "hoop". Hilarious -- she seemed to be doing just fine.
A couple friends and I brought our bachelor party to that same bar, carrying our doomed soon-to-be-married friend bound & gagged in a picnic chair (after driving him around town in the back of a pickup
) right up to the edge of the dance floor. There were two girls that night (normally just one), and they had a good time playing along, showing us more inventive ways to lift dollar bills off of him as he remained fastened to the chair.
My favorite lapdance was probably the one I got from a dancer in San Bernardino. I had been to the same club a year before and saw her there, but didn't get to get a dance. She was still dancing there, and I approached her the first chance I got to at least say hi. She was nicely built, with a taut, fit body and a well-rounded ass. I said, you know what I like the most about your body? She said, "My ass, right? All the guys say they like my ass." I said, actually, I really like your back -- it's very well-sculpted, and looks like you work out a lot. She smiled, and appeared to genuinely appreciate the compliment. I believed her later, in the VIP booth, when she seemed to orgasm on my leg. Cool girl; I hope she's done well.
I've been to quite a few strip clubs, here in DC, out in SoCal, down in Texas, and even in Europe. I even had a dancer in Scotland ask me to wait and walk her home at the end of her shift (I still think that I should've...). I'm out of that phase, not wanting to spend that much money again just to be teased. About the only thing the girls had in common was that they were attractive -- besides that, they seemed to come from all walks of life, and with equally varying amounts of enthusiasm for the job.
Best of luck to all the dancers out there. It's got to be a hell of a job.
