oh, and be sure to have your philandering bulbous nosed husband... who is CLEARLY ...clearly suffering something mental (seriously, as in dementia, Alzheimer's, post heart treatment "pump head")... in the camera pointing his bitter resentful finger at the cameras and journalists... have 'em throw in a few Ken Starr's for good measure...
stop wearing the pant suits, too... I want to see them Aunt Bee hips and Fred Flintstone cankles in a nice D.C. style power skirt... a la The Prentender. Throw on some 3-inches if your feet don't "bleed over" in them too much.
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