Why do all straight guys always think gay guys are coming on to them?

I dunno... but while i'm thinking of a suitible answer, perhaps you can ponder for me:

Why do all gay guys always come on to straight guys?

Why are all gay guys always so effiminate?

Why is it that all any gay guy ever thinks about is sex?

Why do all gay guys have AIDS?

Why are all gay guys perverted child molesters?


And when you're done with that, ask yourself: Why am I asking these questions that are so obviously biased and cannot have rational answers? Could it be to ensite a sensationalist response?