My Sincere Apology

Sorry HG for being so cynical, but reading the wording carefully, is it an 'apology' or a statement that HG now considers Mem merely the salutatorian of inanity?

I suppose that's a kind of a backhanded apology.

Or a bus ticket to Babylon?

Oye! Hazel, you are a mensh indeed. I wouldn't venture to guess who the actual nadir of inanity or insanity is because I know I won't get your meat lollipop anyway (you 99%er you!). Mwuh!

Can you say SIKE?

Is that a real, honest, bona fide promise? 'Cuz I think I know the answer...

Lover I don't know what the devil you're talking about but can I have the meat flavoured lollypop anyway if I sit here and look cute?

HazelDog is so sly. I was wondering, given his war record, if he has someone like Mnetsor in mind.

I'm not at all sure I like that Mister.

I have to take this one. My secret's out. I am and always will be a power nadir.

Uhm....what is this about, and what caused you to change your mind? The peanut gallery wants to know!

Nope!...Still unhappy.