Avatar Caption Game

Pecker

Write a caption for the avatar of the poster above you.

Today's The Onion headline:
Rubik's Cube Solved With Hammer

lustlover07

" youd be suprised what you have to suck to get your lips like mine"

SexandCandy

"I swear, it's not a tube SOCK"

SexAndCandy... two great things should just go together!

Mr. Snakey

Sexy lips

cookiesweet83

You want me to lick you where? Mmm, delicious.

gjorg

Ashtray breath!



I just quit! we are the worst
I gotta get quicker!

SexandCandy

"I still think I should have landed the calvin klein ad!"

SexAndCandy... two great things should just go together!

midlifebear

Is that a clitoris sticking out of your mouth or are you just glad to see me?

• "If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised." Dorothy Parker
• "If you haven't anything nice to say, please come sit next to me." Alice Roosevelt Longworth
• "Food is always, more or less, in demand." Adam Smith, The Wealth of Nations

unique_exposure

"All the world's waiting for you,
and the power you possess...."

"If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance."

midlifebear

Damn, that was a hot bang! Do you want to do it again?

• "If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised." Dorothy Parker
• "If you haven't anything nice to say, please come sit next to me." Alice Roosevelt Longworth
• "Food is always, more or less, in demand." Adam Smith, The Wealth of Nations

notthe7.fan

Man! I travelled all the way into space and all I got was this lousy photo

SexandCandy

Hooked On Phonics Online College Degree

SexAndCandy... two great things should just go together!

lustlover07

dammit! beat me to it! lol

oh well... "getting my ass fat injected into my lips so they look like angelina jolie was totally worth it "

SexandCandy

Take a step closer and I'll fire!

SexAndCandy... two great things should just go together!

sedated

I know u want my tonge in there ;) ! ! !

There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't!