^ I'm willing to share my sweet teats, I mean, treats with anyone.....
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^ I'm willing to share my sweet teats, I mean, treats with anyone.....
Ya ain't seen an attitude like a North jerseyan attitude. Hey,hetero 5'10", 185 lbs, brown/black hair, hazel green eyes, 10.5X7.5, looking for that very special romance.
I'm not interested in getting PM's from complete strangers, nor do I wish any solicitations about cock size, getting together. etc. So trust me when I tell you that you will be deleted from my message banks and put on ignore.
I have the body of a calvin klein model, but face of Bruce Villanch.
Ya ain't seen an attitude like a North jerseyan attitude. Hey,hetero 5'10", 185 lbs, brown/black hair, hazel green eyes, 10.5X7.5, looking for that very special romance.
I'm not interested in getting PM's from complete strangers, nor do I wish any solicitations about cock size, getting together. etc. So trust me when I tell you that you will be deleted from my message banks and put on ignore.
Ya ain't seen an attitude like a North jerseyan attitude. Hey,hetero 5'10", 185 lbs, brown/black hair, hazel green eyes, 10.5X7.5, looking for that very special romance.
I'm not interested in getting PM's from complete strangers, nor do I wish any solicitations about cock size, getting together. etc. So trust me when I tell you that you will be deleted from my message banks and put on ignore.
Dear Victoria's Secret, thank you for your kind offer to be your lead lingerie model...
Mule.
My username here refers to an amusing comment made to me: "My God, you're hung like an Army mule!"
I have the greatest respect for those that serve/have served and I do not wish to be credited for their sacrifice.
"If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance." 
