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Bags more than just groceries.

Attention K Mart shoppers large penis at service desk.

I don't want to be Mr. Orange. Why can't I be Mr. White?

I'm really Max Headroom on decaf.

Look out I have to piss. (I can read lips) LOL

sorry to break link here but you have a really pretty cock. nice texture

if my muscular boobs were brains i'd be a billionaire by now

I swear to GOD, no anal on the first date....this time ;)

gives new meaning to the term "football-head"

If the carpet matched the drapes, my 'natural' hair color would be bald.

Anyone for "skins" football?

I'm afraid people won't like this new full body black leotard so much I can't let go of the wall.

[insert snobbish laugh] "this is my impression of americans." *said with a cockney accent*

And The View now has two black co-hosts, why?