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Originally Posted by OtterJoq What's another word for "creepy as hell?" Yikes! What is it with straight men? heterophobe

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Old 1 Week Ago   #46 (permalink)
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dolfette is dolfette is offline

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What's another word for "creepy as hell?"

Yikes!

What is it with straight men?
heterophobe

i'm an obese, 40y/o trucker, with a BO problem and only 5 of my own teeth left, using pics i stole off the internet.
still want to pm me?
 
Old 1 Week Ago   #47 (permalink)
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heterophobe
LOL...thanks for taking my comment in the intended manner!
 
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Guy-jin is Guy-jin is offline

Why wear pants at all?

looking for the best bug duck porn
 
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Got my new penis extension today!

It's this one:

TLC® CyberSkin® 3" Transformer Penis Extension, Natural.

And so far I like it. I don't know if it is the 10.4 ounces it's advertised as, but it has enough weight to keep itself and my cock pointed towards the floor and swinging around nicely.

The material it's made of was also pretty neat. The walls were soft latex or whatever it's called, and a good 1/4" thick.

Putting it on requires a full on boner. Got to roll the open end up over the head, place the firm 3" head end against my cock and pull the sleeve down over it. Once it's on, it AIN'T coming off, it's got a real good grip!

I had half a boner for a while just because it felt good.

Only bad side is if you have to take a piss you have to take it off. And reinstallation requires a boner, as I mentioned before.

So after checking it out, I put on my loose shorts and went freeballing up to the local supermarket. Whenever I saw women, I'd walk beside my cart or pull my cart slowly down the aisle backwards so they could get a look. Didn't notice any women looking, though, but I was only in there about 15 minutes, as I had to get home and take a piss.

But it's fun and definitely worth the money, so I'll be freeballing and swinging around town and to the stores some more very soon!

6" long, 5-1/4" around, currently in the process of restoring my foreskin. I'm a CI-5 on the 1-10 foreskin coverage index chart.
 
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But it's fun and definitely worth the money, so I'll be freeballing and swinging around town and to the stores some more very soon!
Randy: I'm getting a kick out of your freeballing adventures. Keep up the good work!

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Old 5 Days Ago   #51 (permalink)
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I've been having fun with my new penis extension. Figured out the best way to put it on, and I'm hanging 7 inches soft now! Cool!

No underwear, loose fitting shorts, and I'm set to swing! I go to the local supermarket and Wal-Mart, and let it all hang out. Walking up and down the aisles, watching the women, etc.

So far, I haven't noticed too many women looking. A few in their 40's have taken a good look at it, and of course, every time I walk near a woman I'm trying to put out the vibe and sexual thoughts to her.

Things like "Wanna fuck, baby" or "you want this" or "I've got something for you here". While walking through the bra department at Wal-Mart, I tried thinking "need some help with those bras?" really hard, but she didn't respond.

I never thought of this before, but it's actually rather difficult to get yourself into a position where a woman has time to look at your cock for a while. Getting at one end of an aisle while a woman is at the other end coming your way doesn't happen too often. Plus they are looking at the shit on the shelves instead of my cock.

I walked into a local movie theater and went to the ticket counter, where the girls sit on chairs at floor level. I asked a few dumb questions about movies, tried to stick it out in their faces somewhat, and I'd be looking away and look back quickly to see if I caught them checking me out. Didn't notice anything.

I'll keep doing it and loving it!

6" long, 5-1/4" around, currently in the process of restoring my foreskin. I'm a CI-5 on the 1-10 foreskin coverage index chart.
 
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dolfette is dolfette is offline

you're thinking ''wanna fuck?'' really hard at them?

...you know that people are going to question your sanity now.

i'm an obese, 40y/o trucker, with a BO problem and only 5 of my own teeth left, using pics i stole off the internet.
still want to pm me?
 
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Just be careful... US has some strange laws re: Obcenities/indecency, etc...

Being well endowed doesn't mean being gay.
 
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lol Some people are really weird.

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I need to get some pussy. It's been a while.

Well ok, it's only been 2 months, but I need to find / meet a good girl for a normal girlfriend relationship.

I forgot to mention something. While in Wal-Mart, I went looking at the men's shorts, to try and find a pair that would show off my cock better and be a little tighter fitting.

Found some gray shorts in large and x large. Took them to the dressing room and tried them on. Both were too tight for the cock, and showed it as a BIG bulge in my shorts!

I hope there wasn't a security camera behind the mirror watching me, the security people watching would've shit themselves when I took my shorts off to change! They'd be like "WHAT THE FUCK ?!?!?! Hey Larry come look at this guy!!!!!! Record this shit!!!!!".

6" long, 5-1/4" around, currently in the process of restoring my foreskin. I'm a CI-5 on the 1-10 foreskin coverage index chart.
 
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I need to get some pussy. It's been a while.

Well ok, it's only been 2 months, but I need to find / meet a good girl for a normal girlfriend relationship.

I forgot to mention something. While in Wal-Mart, I went looking at the men's shorts, to try and find a pair that would show off my cock better and be a little tighter fitting.

Found some gray shorts in large and x large. Took them to the dressing room and tried them on. Both were too tight for the cock, and showed it as a BIG bulge in my shorts!

I hope there wasn't a security camera behind the mirror watching me, the security people watching would've shit themselves when I took my shorts off to change! They'd be like "WHAT THE FUCK ?!?!?! Hey Larry come look at this guy!!!!!! Record this shit!!!!!".

So I take it you bought one of those Internet Penis Measuring tapes? Ya know, where 1"=3" on the tape!
 
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They have those????
 


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