Best reaction to your large cumshot!

We have heard the "best reaction to your size" thread. How about a thread where you had an explosive orgasm that caught your lover by suprise?

Right into both eyes.

(My finding humour in it, wasn't shared.)

god!i'm drowned!

"whoa! holy fuck" and "please tell me it's not in my hair"

"O M G...Did u just cum in my mouth or did I just puke?"

"I said warn me !"

"I'm sorry...did u want me to swallow that?"

"It's about time!"

The first time with my now wife, "OMG, what is that thing, a fire plug?"

" turn it off!" or aim the rest over there, not in my face"

My girlfriend said..."Holy shit....wait till my friends see this!!!"

Here it is:

XTube Videos

Other men tend to use a sock or undershirt to clean up after coming. You, however, must have to use a bucket and mop. Or something even larger.

NCbear (who is frankly astounded at the volume and number of spurts)

"ohmigod, how do I get that stuff out of the sofa fabric?!"

oh... my... god... i've never seen anything like that...

"oh my god.. what are you doing to me!"

she had her work shirt still on and i shot it from her pussy to her shoulder. she had to go to work. somebody asked if she got mayo on her shirt.

WOW!!!!!!! Just the other day when she was jacking me and I shot five good streams into the sink.

Wanking by your spouse is fun.

[spluttering] "Fuck, I didn't know there'd be so much!" (Bi-curious guy getting after getting his first load in his mouth)