Thread: How to get a bulge in trunks
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Old 06-02-2007   #12 (permalink)
dufus
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This only works if you are well equipped.

1. Wear speedos.

2. Pull the balls up high and out front.

3. Position the dick horizontally to one side.

You won't have a potato-shaped buldge, but you will have all eyes focusing on your crotch.