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Originally Posted by mistergrasso  Wow, you are lovely. I think I am in lust. Also, I think you're kind of funny. |
Thanks for the compliments everyone, really you guys are all too kind and too hung. Actually is there such a thing?
I'm still waiting for someone to call me too fat or something. Come on, give me something negative! My head's getting bloated and I can't control my ego! I'll need to take a hint from Monster and just lean back until my dong hits me in the head and knocks me unconscious.
What's really great though is probably mistergrasso telling me I'm funny. Strange, because I was a pudgy, bitter little kid. (Too many raw Cocoa Puffs from the box). It sounds great, in a way, to be looked just as a sexual object since I don't really see myself as that. (I'm still pudgy behind my starved, undernourished college body).
But to be called funny...
I mean, I kinda have to work at that, so it's like a more ultimate form of compliment. I don't know, I'm just weird I guess. And in desperate need of attention.
Still it's great hearing you have a big cock that you could "smack da' hoes with."
