Who has measured your dick ?

I have...and lemmie tell ya it just aint that impressive.

haha my girl told me the same thing when she measured me. she said her last boyfriend was "only" 6 inches

Been measured by a urologist and several nurses in the hospital. Seems my penis came into contact with the oils from jalapena peppers on my hands while making fresh salsa. Apparently according to the doctor I had an allergy and the oil contact made my penis swell to insane dimensions. The MD had me admitted to the hosp for observation due to his concern for possible gangrene. Was treated with steroids and measured every four hours for 3 days. Wasn't a fun experience.
The nurses would enter the room and ask "How is the seventh wonder of the world doing".

I'll brb, I need to go get some oil

At first I thought what a silly question. Then I had to remember the first time I was measured... and it was by a guy - my older cousin, actually, whose little brother was my best friend. We were getting ready to go to the swimming hole in the woods, and he was bragging about how big his dick was. His little brother said "Cap's bigger." He didn't believe him, of course, that is, until I took of my pants. He was very pissed off, to say the least.

When we walked back to his home he told me to go and wait in the garage. So Jay and I went and wondered what the hell was going on. He came back with his mom's tape measure from her sewing kit. I have no idea how I got hard, but when you're 13 you're pretty much hard all the time anyway. I had him by over an inch.

Well, we were never close to begin with, and it never got better.

I had a girlfriend who really wanted to measure it but she thought it was too kinky. It was crazy. She'd go look for a ruler and then come running back to bed feeling silly. She never did.

sorry to say - no one recently!

One of my gfs asked me to measure it and report back to her, but I've never had more than casual comparisons...you know, "I can get almost hour hands on it" and "it's as big as my beer bottle" type of 'measurements'.

LOL.....This thread reminded me of my ex who always wanted to measure me. After sex she would try to remember to have a ruler next to the bed in order to do so, but each time she would forget. One time I let her measure me when I got out the shower, but then again she had her own agenda in mind as that lead to other things.

well the other guy was 8 1/2 and it was a big turn on for me and for my 5 inch bf he had me do it because he is into small penis humiliation

My ex measured me because she was shocked how small it was and wanted to know if it was as small as it seemed. I didnt want to let her at first but did.

4" hard
2.25" soft

I'm not sure how, but this managed to be funny, pathetic and erotic all at the same time.

most of my girlfriends have, couple "friends"

Had one woman do it... she seemed suitably impressed... :)

My girl's done it twice. :)

Me and my girlfriend were messing around before some action,
and she got very suspicious that I was fibbing about the actual measurement.
So we broke out the tapemeasure (which I haddent used in like forever)
and to both our surprizes it was more than what I said.