Wish I could hide my cock

Just relax and go with the flow. Wear a speedo or a thong or even a sarong. If you get comfortable enough, it's easy enough to take off.

You never know, you might not be the biggst guy there either. Someone else could be stealing your limelight.

Call me cynical but.......................................

Cock and Bull story. Up there with "my wife wants hung guy to fuck her" etc.
Also April 1

Don't go to the party. If you've never been in a situation like that before, you have no idea of what to expect. You will be the elephant in the room just because of your dick. If you can wear clothes, then go and enjoy the fun. If nudity is mandatory, you'll have to make the next occasion. It's hard keeping your cock to yourself.

Damn, I just hate those 80+ people parties at nude beaches. Deciding what to wear can be so time consuming.

^^I'll make that decision for you^^

What complete nonsense.

A party at a nude beach for 80 people with kids? Sure. That happens a lot.

Im sure a lot of people would like to hide your cock for you.

Dude, wear a thong or something. Compromise. You can be revealing without letting your junk just hang free.

I'm calling shenanigans.

man, I am no where near that size soft, wish I were!
if I were you, I would be very proud of what I have and stand tall and let them all look and envy what I have!!
nuff said

Show loud and be proud!!

let it hang - be cool!

Busted.

Sorry, but I'm not buying into this one. I don't have a dick that size, but if I did it would be on display - proudly on display.

Oh come off it, Koonunga ... that post sounds like a right 'lead on' to me.