UK Jerk Off Club!!

I'm in London and up for it.

Sorry, it seems I may have "hi jacked" a personal adv.
but, anyway, now that I have,
"Darkhorse I've just checked your gallery,
do you honestly expect us to believe that you'e shy, and would need alcohol to cope?
Believe me at any jerk off, you'd be the "Golden Boy" as I term it,
the one that gets all the attention.
They're the ones I like drawing most, it's like a mating frenzy, where the others all take off circling above the ground, around the "Golden Boy" lost in an orgasmic vortex. Surrounding them a distracted audience, pauses in silence to watch (if I can capture that moment on paper, avoiding flying oil, it's usually the most exciting image of the whole three hours.)

You'd cope, I'm sure, or do you need any personalized coaching?
I'm available, you only have to call......."

I think it is great idea...=))... Yorkshire here..+)).. ready...since july...

Yorkshire here too. PM me.

the problem is where?

I have two ideas about where to do it.

Gizza clue!

Hey - I'll be in London next week. I could host in my hotel room, but the screening process will be vigorous! LOL!

Any thoughts? PM me, and PLEASE have pics.

You can all come to my place.
I've already got the plastic sheeting,
I'll have all the furniture out of the way by the time you're in the door,
I'll cater.
Just name a time.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
Sorry guys, that was fours weeks ago and i've noted the silence.
did I kill the train of thought or did the event eventualize?

LET'S KNOW HOW IT WENT,
OR WAS THERE A SERIAL KILLER IN THE GROUP!

Is someone out there currently trying to solve the very messy murder of a room full of very big dicks?

" Ochk now, what have they all got in common ? " "

I used to be a member of a club in Birmingham which had regular 'wanking groups', similar kind of thing I guess, although there was always a lady(often more than one) present to do the wanking lol.
Any volunteers? Denise? :)
They were always great fun, very relaxed and a good laugh.
Would be good to sort something out.
If anyone is interested in the midlands let me know.

Midlands sound a better idea, in that it is more accessible to people around the country.
Let's face it, no one in London will be bothered to travel to Yorkshire (or even outside the M25 in most cases)!
It's equally unlikely anyone in Yorshire would want to travel down to London.
As for Melbourne??? What substance are you on Ruggero ?
We obviously need REGIONAL groups.
I could manage a small group. East Mids/ East Anglia area
Anyone ?

Count me in if this group ever gets off the ground..

i can think of a few who would join a group like this. does anyone have a place we can hold it.. or is it a 5 quid each room throw in... :-)

Haha is the issue here really "who is going to host it"? I have a place in West London. You can all come there if you really want...
Failing that... the hotel room somewhere useful to everyone plan is not a bad idea...
Anyway... PM me or write on here if you want to use my flat - haha!

Count me in guys! I love JO in a group! I can easily get to a London or Midlands location.