Why is it that the preponderence of douchebags on this site are 100% straight males?

Agree? Disagree?

Discuss.

I never noticed it...

That's preponderance. And I'm only 99% straight.

Stop flirting with me.

That's because you're a bisexual cow. You're more interesting in cud chewing and doing things only animals with 4 stomachs can do.

Goddammit, I knew I spelled that wrong and forgot to change it. So much for winning the state spelling bee in 5th and 6th grades.

Didn't you hear? His second stomach has failed: Random thoughts
Now he'll lose some of that calf fat.

Ah, well you have never seen what us four stomached creatures can do

And cud chewing is very enjoyable, I will have you know!

I disagree - I've seen a lot of assholes with empty profiles or stats that weren't 100% straight (and male).

Maybe it is the assholes with opinions that particularly rile you that happen to be 100% straight men (or actively decide to label themselves that way anyway )

Dammit, those links never work for me, I think because I have the board set to display 40 posts per page instead of the default.

I bet it was a 100% straight guy that wrote that feature into vBulletin.

Insufferable bitch.

Hey! At least I have three left, unlike you humans with just one measly stomach

Here's the sad tale:
But there are so few.

Lissen, honbuns, we got things right the first time.
Not that anyone would crittersize a ... a ... a .... cow.

Yes, but I've changed my profile to reflect that.

I have udders and I know how to use them...