lying about your height

Im only short.A girl once asked me how tall i was and i told her i was 5ft AND 8 inches she looked me up and down a bit then said"NO WAY UR NOT 5ft 8INCHS"

So i indicated i was 5ft with my left hand left level with my head then added" and 8inches!" rubbing my crotch she thought it was hillarious.

10 internets for you.

I've noticed that ALL guys lie about their height the same way women lie about their weight, or age; as long as it'll pass, they'll say it. I've had guys that were eye-to-eye with me claim that they're 5'9 or taller, and. . .well, i'm not 5'9. Men feel pressure to be taller, because we view that - much like our penis size - as a status symbol, and something that's sexually desirable.

Wolverine is fucking 5'3 with his boots on, and he's the manliest motherfucker you could ever imagine. Schnikt!

I'm 6'4.....I wish I could meet a guy taller than me.

I'm 6'5" and my weight fluxuates b/t 295 and 280. and nice to meet ya croix

i'm between 6'3" and 6'4" so obviously never had to lie about my height, unless it was in the downward direction, haha. i always fall for the short ones... i never understood it though, why lie about it... unless of course you're never planning on meeting whoever you're talking to.

Hate liars. I'm 5'8" and when a guy says he's 6'0" and I'm looking him square in the eye, we've got a problem.

Problem: I can't wear heels to make my ass look better.

Lucky you!

Lol why would you lie about your height people can just work out how tall you are by standing next to you. If they are 5'9 and you claim to be 6' and your smaller then you cant really lie can you.

As for me I am 6'3 ive got a mate who is like 6'9, to be honest most of my smaller mates who are like 5'7 pick up more girls then me. Height means nothing much at all if you know how to talk the talk...

WTF, thats like lying about your hair color.

Nice to meet you too!

I always quote the height I am in sandals.